What about these guys? [nsfw][video=dailymotion;x658f]http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x658f_1st-annual-small-penis-contest_news[/video][/nsfw]
The largest number of children born to one woman is recorded at 69. From 1725-1765, a Russian peasant woman gave birth to 16 sets of twins, 7 sets of triplets, and 4 sets of quadruplets. Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell.
Aw, that's so sad. Shame on all you meat eaters making cows depressed. Approximately 80-90% of what we perceive as "taste" actually is due to our sense of smell.
You don't just walk around a field of cows and go, "I'll have that one." You keep the same breeding cows and eat their babies. Much less depressing.
How can that possibly be true? Man as we know it has been around for nearly 10,000 years, are you saying that 7 billion people haven't died since then?!
Your genetic makeup gives you a 50/50 chance of being able to taste cucumber. Of those that can taste it, a further 50% don't like it. I can and I don't, it's ****ing rank. Anything it touches automatically becomes infected with the taste, which is akin to getting a bit of deodorant stuck in the back of my throat.
73% of statistics are made up. Wasps are just evil bees. More Mexicans drink coke than Norwegians own pandas. JK Rowling was able to name her character Draco Malfoy because the name uses letters of the alphabet. Most fish can swim. All Jack the Ripper's victims had been born prior to him attacking them. I can keep this up for hours. Bullshit. It's what I do best.
Which is too bad for some [nsfw]as rolling your tongue around a lady's clitoris is a fantastic way to get her squeeling![/nsfw]
I get confused by family trees. 2 parents, 4 grandparents etc. After 10 generations, I've got 1024 ancestors. Go back 1500 years there's potentially 281 trillion ancestors all living at that one moment in history. Where have they gone? That first woman/monkey must look like a big hairy polo.
Surprised no one's challenged this one yet. The Internet is made up of millions of computers and cables, not data; its total weight would be enormous. Maybe you meant 'The Web' which is data rather than hardware. EDIT: Unless of course you just meant a really large strawberry.
