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Disgusted from Kirkella....

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Trumpton Tiger., Jul 4, 2014.

  1. Trumpton Tiger.

    Trumpton Tiger. Well-Known Member

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    Driving home from the office, 5.30 ish last night via Boulevard onto Hessle Road, bright sunshine, lovely summers night. Then I noticed a large white van parked just off the road on the Boulevard, in the entrance to the now closed cheap supermarket, Ugo? (where the gypos often stop over to leave their rubbish)
    Obvious to anyone who happened to look was the driver of the van enjoying his lady friend performing tricks on him on as he sat in the driving seat and she was bent over him from the passenger seat.
    Imagine women and kids could have seen this or people of a nervous disposition!
    My utter shock and disgust was multiplied a thousand times when I noticed the driver was wearing a Leeds United shirt.
    This is a true story.
     
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  2. DMD

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    No chance.
     
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  3. Trumpton Tiger.

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    She might not have been his 'actual' friend, but he did have a Leeds Shirt on, or was it you in a cheap Primark imitation? I wasn't taking pictures, just driving past.
     
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  4. Ernie Shackleton

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    Maybe you're reading too much into it.

    Probably he'd dropped the van keys down the side of the seat, she'd bent over to retrieve them and got her nose ring snagged on his belt buckle and then was jiggling her head about in order to free herself.




    Dunno about you, but this happens to me all the time.







    Your Honour.
     
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  5. captain caveman

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    Didn't know you had a nose ring!
     
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  6. Chilton's Hundreds

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    She was probably a street worker.

    Leeds fan + whore = no surprise
     
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  7. Trumpton Tiger.

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    No way!!!!
     
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  8. Spook

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    Or his sister.
     
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  9. Amin Arrears

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    What's the problem?

    Ah, the Leeds shirt in close proximity of Hull, of course.
     
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  10. The B&S Fanclub

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    Are you sure it wasn't Paddy Kenny?
     
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  11. Ernie Shackleton

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    Mods, that's homophobic that is.
     
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  12. 7797100

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    Paddy Kenny is lesbian.
     
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  13. Mr G. Raff

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    and did she have a Man U shirt on?
     
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  14. BillysStatue

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    I apologise, it was me ... with your missus ;-) vid up on youtube ... and Kenny's not a lesbian, he don't like girls


    Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk
     
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  15. Spook

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    Dave Hockaday, LOL.
     
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  16. DMD

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    Don't lie, busdrivers Mrs doesn't have a cock.
     
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  17. Stuart Blampey

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    "For the sake of Leeds United he would go the referees dressing room with a brown envelope"

    There's only one Billy Bremner
     
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  18. Spook

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    <laugh>.
     
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  19. DMD

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    I think the statue's quite realistic. It's based on his 'I surrender' pose when he tried to kick Dave McKay.
     
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  20. Stuart Blampey

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    Do you think so?

    I always thought it was based on this event:


    "Bremner's last cap came against Denmark in September 1975 &#8211; an incident in Copenhagen after the game led to a lifetime ban from international football along with four other players, Willie Young, Joe Harper, Pat McCluskey and Arthur Graham. The five allegedly were ejected from a night-club for rowdy behaviour. This was after breaking a 1am curfew to indulge in a bout of heavy drinking."
     
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