Laugh or cry?

Daily mail are reporting Louis van Gaal is looking to bring former Liverpool player Dirk Kuyt to Manchester United.

 

Good player, getting on a bit now but will be a good addition to your squad.

Also he does a lot for sick children in third world counties, hopefully if he signs for yoonited they will back his charity like we did.

 

Dirk Kuyt is pretty good... surprised he'd consider stepping down to United... usually plays for bigger clubs!

 

I'd hope that Kuyt doesn't. He's remembered fondly by all of us here and going to United would somewhat tarnish that reputation he has.

 

We're all laughing at you for believing the Daily Mail

 

Tbf if he does sign for them it won't be club to club, like Owen we got the best years of his career in the prem.
Can't blame Dirk if he wants to help drain Yoonited's money tree as a curtain closer on his career.

 

Five years ago he would have been a decent squad player, now we could use him for setting out the cones etc at training

EDIT..O, in cones

 

Has to be complete wellies.

How old is he now?

 

It's complete bull**** but it has reminded me that I Kuyt.

 

Not arsed Diego tbh, but UIR needs to shake his head and stop believing that anything related to the daily fail is pure horseshit.

 

34, younger than many in the premiership at the moment

 

No wonder UIR keeps talking about Lizard overlords
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...alien-worlds-super-intelligent-dinosaurs.html

 

I really hope the mancs do it and take up a squad place with a complete donkey. It'd show me that if proved actually real that can gaal has absolutely no clue about the type of game the English league is

To think kuyts still got the legs to run about to make up for a lousy first touch and zero pace? Well it bodes well if true..... For everyone bar utd

Add utd buying long term targets rather than van gaal targets?

 

Just a mild piss take Page. I always have and still do rate Kuyte. He gives his all for the team and is not lacking in ability

 

he''s that slow he took two months to be delivered by the midwife

 

Who the **** is Kuyte?

 

Agreed, but I'm full of Strongbow, Thatcher's and Somersbys so I couldn't give a ****.

But should the Dirk sign for the devils he won't be hated like little Mikey.

 

Very strange mixed post

 

Even though this fail nonsense is bollocks, I would have no probs, got a lot of time for Dirk, a good lad. he's earned the right to go where he likes in my book, unlike that glory hunter owen

 

I would think (hope) you are right with this bit.
Still confuddling my brain with Carlsberg, will hit the Cider later in the summer