I could charm the pants off the girls. Well no, I couldn't. But I had a long term girlfriend from the age of 9 - 12. Never really got over her, I was in love at a fairly young age.
The main thing I glean from that article is that Diego Maradona's tee shirt wearing antics place him firmly in the frame to be the next boss at Anfield.
What cracks me up is that dude from FIFA saying " He needs help, I don't known where that is, but he should get it". Well hello! A ****ing dentist. Pull the ****s teeth out...problem solved.