SSN: United make £27m bid for Luke Shaw

Not me not me not me. I'd want to help you.

 

I think he means the saints board, but maybe he should kill you for good measure too

 

Caulker?

 

I'm not very sharp today, I might assassinate you all so you forget

 

That would annoy me almost as much as Pelle. Not that Caulker's a bad player, but that'd be steep.

 

Strootman.

 

To be diplomatic, I'll assassinate both the Saints board and this board.

 

If you wee being diplomatic, surely you wouldn't be shooting anyone, just bullshitting everyone??

 

Ings?

 

Think less British diplomat and more Russian diplomat.

 

This board will be easy Joe, after we have sold all our players we'll all be up for drinking the Kool Aid.

 

it's stefan savic

 

But I see you in a bowler hat!

 

Goring Crook now saying he knew first.....

 

Tadic is around £10m I think. Good player.

 

I think as a player he will become very good, I also think judging by some of his tweets he might become abit of a train crash. He needs to gain some humility and common sense

 

Funny how he always knows but never breaks the story isn't it.

 

Hope it's not Marshall.

 

Suarez for ten mil.

 

I don't see his lack if humility or common sense stopping him from continuing his very good progress. He will be England's left back for years to come. He is going to be a star for united. IMO