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O/T Suggestions For the Shi*est Films You've Ever Watched

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Cyclops, Jun 25, 2014.

  1. rooch 3

    rooch 3 Well-Known Member

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    Funnily enough Billy I have a very high pain threshold so it didn't hurt that much a few weeks ago i chopped my finger end clean off in a jcb bucket and was signed off for 8 weeks but i only took a week off and then went back to work, plastic surgeon did a good job on it though although the doctors and nurses thought i was a bit weird sending photos of it to my mates and when they did the plastic surgery i only had a local as if they knocked me out i would have to stop in all night the surgeon said my blood pressure was lower than his while he was operating.lol I must be just a hard tw*t
     
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  2. rooch 3

    rooch 3 Well-Known Member

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    Answer to your question Picnic at hanging rock was worse :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  3. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    Or Salo - 120 Days Of Sodom?
    Another totally ****ed up film.
     
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  4. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube_share;KaE7lm1ObGM]http://youtu.be/KaE7lm1ObGM[/video]

    Plan 9 From Outer Space!!!! This video doesnt do its badness any justice! A proper hoot!
    Bela Lugosi died during filming! So they replaced him with an unknown who simply covered his face with a cape! Genius!
     
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  5. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    As much as I like you, you're a ****ing weirdo, lol.
     
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  6. lagunacat

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    Pink Flamingos wow
     
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  7. rooch 3

    rooch 3 Well-Known Member

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    Thanks Billy like reading your stuff aswell cheers me up no end. <ok>
     
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    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    That's a genre to itself though. Ed Wood made **** cult classics.
     
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    drag me to hell me and our lass walked out of the pictures after 50 minutes
     
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    Its supposed to be funny, its some sort of dark norwegian (?) humour, I can't remember the specifics but I had an inkling when watching it and they mentioned things like the 'norwegian ministry for trolls' or whatever. My mate thought it was a documentary about a weird guy who believed in trolls..and said mate was surprised and gutted whwen actual trolls turned up lol

    I think its something that's very misunderstood, even by people like myself who quite liked it..think you literally need to be from that part of the world to totally get it
     
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    Ditto, also Exodus and The Man Who Shot Liberty Vallance what a waste of celluloid, canny songs though.
     
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  12. monkmaster

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    Worst ever....Xanado.... watched it because it has Olivia Nurtron Bomb in it...bit it is utter cr*p, who really likes roller skating disco?????
     
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    Anything with Vin Diesel in....the guy simply cannot act.

    also, I know I'm in the minority here. But The Hunger Games was utter shoite, could never understand the hype around that film
     
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  14. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    The Shining..ffs dreadful.
     
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  15. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    [video=youtube;gtY_545-ST8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtY_545-ST8[/video]

    This is one of the weirdest films I've ever seen, honestly I don't think I blinked the whole way through and at the end (and all the way through in fact) I was just thinking "What the Fooook".

    It's just wrong on every level, ingrained nay, scorched into my mind forever.
     
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  16. Riever

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    As a single dad I used to regularly take my daughter to the pictures and therefore I have sat through some utter utter crap that people spent a lot of money on making and you have to wonder why. Barney the Bear about a purple thing was not only sh**e but they didn't even bother with a story.

    On the grown up front, I would have to agree on Picnic at Hanging Rock. Walkabout, another Australian effort, was also a completely turgid affair only redeemed by Jenny Agutter - the bloke who made it must have been stoned!
     
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    Dumb and Dumber - I've never got pissed enough to find it funny!
     
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  18. Commachio

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    Exactly what i'm thinking after watching the trailer.
     
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  19. Commachio

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    Any of the ****ing Star Trek movies..

    ****ing trekkies, bunch of weird people they are, all trekkies should be tared and feathered.
     
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    'The Room' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYRydundnt8

    A film famous for being so bad it's good, it was originally intended to be a serious drama, until the director saw the audience's reactions and re-marketed it as a "black comedy." There's a James Franco film coming out about the making of it, which is also supposed to be funny.

    'Manos: The Hands of Fate' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tja9cTzgq5k

    Widely considered one of the worst films ever made, it's supposed to be a psychological horror but is so woefully executed it is actually very entertaining. I'd recommend sinking about 5 cans before you watch it though.
     
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