Liverpool fans threaten SUICIDE if Leaves

Liverpool board will be quite next season.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/fo...n-SUICIDE-if-Luis-Suarez-is-sold-to-Barcelona

Stupid me, I forgot to put Rat man in header

 

Are there trees in liverpool?

 

I'm guessing they weren't local lads given the names like

rawk kopites

 

Its going to be brilliant.

Now, us United fans need to show respect and dignity over the matter. Suarez was a hero to them, he brought hope and a sense of belonging to them. treat them well, show them the respect they deserve and.......

nah **** it, laugh, laugh as hard and as long as you can. Point out that 13th is their likely finishing position next season and laugh when they sign Darren Bent as a replacement

 

Apparently not- or everyone in the city would be dead by now.

 

They are taking the piss though surely.
If anyone actually does that then it is Darwinism at its finest, so no big loss.

 

I love Darren Bent. If he left as Suarrez did . . . I . . . I don't think I could take it. I'm going to plant a tree in preparation, sisal on standby!

 

It was me, and i will do it too if he goes.

Quite/quiet?

 

Yeah, there's many trees of differing varieties, in fact there's as many trees here as there are smackheads in little old Southampton.

 

Best news of the day!!!! Think of all the benefit money that will be saved.

Snag is, all scousers are liars, so don't get over excited

 

Be a better planet with a few less scousers on it.

 

Yes, Rooney and Barton.

 

Certainty be a better England team with fewer LFC bottlers in it

 

Yes, we are.


#paradox