The Official Suarez "our ****" Thread (closing this thread at noon so get commenting)

My only contribution to this thread; see my signature

 

UIR, if you despise Suarez and to a greater degree Liverpool, why constantly take up residency on this board? You spend more time on here than I do and I support Liverpool!

 

He's been decidedly uncuntish the whole season and if you ask me, made good his error of judgement last summer

 

The one who's owned you more times than Suarez has dived to the deck with his arm in the air

 

Says the dickhead who can't spell denial.

 

You can get a topical cream for that condition these days, you know that right.

 

I never mentioned Lizard people but.. that's exactly what a lizard person would say. Who knew ah, I always thought you an invertebrate but you have unlike many of your bretherin, still stick your neck out even though you are dealing with mid table mediocrity issues.

 

I find this hard to believe, have you watched Suarez?

 

LMAO at Tobes talking like a 12 year old gamer "Pwned"

The inflated sense of self internet worth is all too apparent. You and UIR suffer from that greatly.

Must be from seriously underachieving when NOT on the internet.

 

**** me I have I really wasted 10 minutes reading this thread - complete bollocks for the most part.

 

Lol at the way you have to dream up a fantasy that creates a scenario that in fact gives YOU some faux sense of superiority.

So save the popcorn psychology as you're ****e at that as well mate.

 

I told you, you can get a cream for that.

 

Was poor that. Deserve the abuse. Enjoy it.

 

Tobes read your threada and he knows that all medication is trying to kill, brainwash or mutate us in some way, shape or form.

Dont trust anyone!

 

It has only been 3 days since Suarez beat England and they have been at least 5 articles on Suarez being sold to Barca or Madrid for £Xm on Daily Mail and hundreds elsewhere!

Now I know how it feels to be United and Spurs fan now during the summer for Ronaldo and Bale saga.

 

Thats one way to admit youve only recently become a liverpool fan. What turnes you? The league cup win? Last season?

Who did you used to support?

 

I think he will go. If he wants to leave we should be big enough to let him leave. We don't want anyone who wishes to be somewhere else. No player is bigger than our club, and no begging like last summer from our manager and our captain.

The only thing I ask is that we don't cock it up like we did the last time with Torres. We should not buy a Carroll part 2!

 

Carroll mk 2.

Who could that be? Not really any donkey strikers in form and we bought the midfield version.

45million on arsenals donkey mert?

 

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/...elona-and-real-madrid-interested-9556259.html

Liverpool talisman Luis Striker has reportedly 'decided to leave' Anfield this summer.

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The Uruguay striker is being chased by La Liga giants Real Madrid and Barcelona and according to Spanish newspaper Sport, has told friends he wants to move.

Another Spanish newspaper, Mundo Deportivo, say Suarez, 27, wants to leave so he can win trophies with Spain the most likely destination to deliver that.

Barcelona are believed to be his favoured destination, as his wife's family live just 15 miles away from Barcelona in Castelldefels.

The Catalans are reported to be preparing a £68m deal for the striker who scored 31 goals for Liverpool as they mounted a surprise title challenge in the Premier League last season.

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A deal may include Chilean star Alexis Sanchez, which would reduce the fee by around £24m. Liverpool have been in contact with Barcelona to have informal talks about Sanchez - though this is not relating to any potential Suarez deal with Brendan Rodgers an admirer.

Footballer of the Year Suarez signed a lucrative £200,000-per-week deal at Anfield in December.

Arsenal made a bid of £40,000,001m last summer that was believed to have triggered a release clause, but Suarez ended up staying.
The new five-year deal is understood to have a release clause, although the figure is unknown.

Under new manager Luis Enrique, Barcelona are rebuilding an aging squad that lost their title to Atletico Madrid.

A number of their stars are leaving with Carles Puyol retired and Xavi, Victor Valdes and Dani Alves all expected to follow him out of the club

 

I hate the racist nasty scumbag but, as a footballer, he would be a massive loss for you lot, regardless of the money.

For impact, look at Bale & Spurs last season. £80m squids for him, but his loss was felt throughout. With Gerrard likely (with age) to be making less of an impact and if Suarez goes - added to the extra games for the Champions League, I think his loss would have a significant impact.

Obviously, that would make me happy, but a loss none-the-less