O/t Damsel in distress

I'm a hipster. I wear sarongs.

 

I have got Facebook but you can understand why I don't want to put it on here

 

Doesn't have to be Facebook, Debbie. Just upload a picture from your mobile or computer xxx

 

Exactly, so you right click a photo of yourself from face book
Copy url (which is the photo only)
Come back on here
New post
Click photo icon
Right click the url
Paste
Untick box
Post

No personal info sharec, just the photo

 

Quick Debbie upload a pic, Comm needs his bed

 

I've put my pic as my avatar

 

Big fan of Elton John me.

 

I'd like to rule myself out.

 

I'll book a flight in the morning..

 

Love him me like, got elton curtains and that

 

Debbie

Current activity, 'viewing smilies'.

Ah ha ha

 

Very nice, remember to check your inbox isnt full or you might miss me

 

Bit shocked I just looked and I could see who she was messaging. That's a wee bit of an invasion of privacy.

 

Brave

 

I'm brushing up on me lyrics right now, honestly debbie i can sing just like him.

I love crocodile rock like it's my favourite song of all time.





I remember when rock was young
Me and Suzie had so much fun
holding hands and skimming stones
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
But the biggest kick I ever got
was doing a thing called the Crocodile Rock
While the other kids were Rocking Round the Clock
we were hopping and bopping to the Crocodile Rock

 

Seemed to work...

 

That's 'mod only' mate. Supposedly...

She looks a bit Emo, and they have been known to like hate ****ing, so I'm in..

 

Ah. Probably best that I kept it to myself then.

Angry sex scares me, did it a bit too eagerly once and one of my nads was inside of me for the next three days.

Why I'm such a gent now.

 

Hahahaha,

**** it mate, it gets easier and less susceptible the more you bash it about.

Call the first one a trial run