Pfft, veggie sausages. That makes as much sense as non-alcoholic beer. Oh wait. You, err, oh, eh, sorry.
Organic porridge, sliced banana, handful of blueberries and scoop of whey protein. Sometimes a spoonful of Honey. Cup of tea before doing anything, always. Full hit on a Friday, no toast.
Two smokes an a mug of strong tea, milk, nae sugar. Get into work, two smokes an a mug of strong coffee, nae milk, nae sugar. The day has begun.
Red wine is the secret. Two bottles of that gear per night and ye'll never have a head cold again. Or flu. Or heart disease. Ever. Yer liver and kidneys are pretty much ****ed though.