Brazil, Schmazil - the big match of the day (for Ernie, Carmine and me, anyway - and presumably for Alpha Kenny, bft and Febbos too) is this clash of the titans between the fourth-placed team of 1966 and the fourth-placed team of 2002. Can't wait. Honest.
당신은 누구인가?! 당신은 누구 요? 우리는 당신이 자비를 위해기도 할 것! C'mon u sk
Sixty one years ago today the glorious Soviet militia crushed the rebellion in East Berlin caused by anti-Soviet construction worker traitors and pro-democratic dogs, declaring martial law, moving tanks onto Berlin streets, suppressing dissident treachery and paving the way for the glorious cold war. In recognition of this momentous event in global history the Korean filthy rat-pig vermin will be crushed beneath the wheels of totalitarian football oppression by 3 goals to 1. Or something.
Вы собираетесь домой в Российской скорой помощи
ITV have played a blinder here. They've only gone and put Rambo: First Blood Part Two against this game.
BBC Online has in its summary: Game played in Cuiaba Last two sides to play in the World Cup The conspiracy theorists among you may want to have a punt on a Russia v Korea final right now...
The fella in the white beard fancy dress garb is gonna be sweating his nuts off - in fact his bollocks could be the only thing sweatier than Rooney.