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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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  2. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

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    Somebody's cut the strings off my left arm.
     
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  3. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    This is Harvey, our new striker.
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Meet our new world class striker.... The invisible man.
     
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  5. Howe's about that then?

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    Insert players wife here...... if the rumours are to be believed
     
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    ...And not for the first time, Alan forgot how to do the "I'm a little teapot" dance.
     
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    "Well I thought we was unlu.... hahaha nah I can't keep a straight face. We were ****."
     
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    "What I had to do to Ashley for my contract"
     
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  9. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Given he looks like Parker and his arm is reminiscent of puppetry:

    "Oh yes, m'lady? Quite all ready.
    Everything's been done.
    I've lubricated all the cannon
    And I've polished up the gun"
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jun 17, 2014
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