Is this the worst opening ceremony to date?

The game wasn't any better. Diving...dubious penalties....the crowd not even getting off their seats when Brazil scored.

It's the same sanitised ****e that they aspire to at the local club with no name. I.e. Rupert and Tara from west Ella on a corporate day out at the behest of Ehab.

 

Careful there fella, Brazilians are the pinnacle of fanhood that we're expected to aspire to.

 

I never watch opening ceremonies as I don't see how they are about sport, they are just about the political promotion of a country.

 

I fast forwarded the opening ceremony after watching the first minute or so. I said to a Palace fan that the opening ceremony was **** and he interrupted me to say: "Don't tell me about it. I'm going to watch it when I get home"! It's not like I was giving him the result of the match because it hadn't even started. I can't wait to see what he says when I next see him.

 

It's Danny Boyles' fault.


Nobody can top 2012, so nobody is going to bother.

 

I liked the broccoli.

 

Pitbull appeared to have come in fancy dress, dressed as a total ****.

 

I thought it was Terry Tibbs, not Pitbull.

 

Wooden ladders, talk to me.

 

Maserati 3200, talk to me.

 

It was total c×××

 

You'd have thought they would at least have included some form of vaginal waxing display.

Missed a trick there.

 

FILA BRASILIA reportedely told FIFA - they woul'dnt touch the Event.