o/t HDM woman's nose bitten off in Hessle

Not arguing with anyone thanks.

And I'm dim and boring? :-/ you have figured that out by what a few comments on here :-/ wow you are better then I thought. Know what someone is like by a few things haha.

Judgmental p r i c k :-D

 

Oh you are wrong again my friend. Its cute how you think you know it all from this imaginary friend you have. Haha. Grow up.

 

Can she go down in a good way? Is she safe around ones genitalia? I know I'd never ****ing let her, Christ.

 

Thought these two was leaving but here they are, a new day.

 

You're inane drivel on here is boring, and you come across as blunderingly dim. I'm quite a good judge of character, I have to be you see, and I trust my judgement.

I'm so offended. Please don't call me that again. You might make me cry, and you don't want tears on your hands, do you?

 

Good for u. If being judgmental is ur thing then carry on. I'm that boring and dim that u keep replying.

Sticks and stones.

 

I'm gonna whip up a frenzy on social media if it turns out that someone's bitten someone elses's nose off and ISN'T going to prison.

It'll be like the riots of 2011 all over again.

 

I don't normally mock people for being intellectually challenged, but I'll make an ex septum in this case!

 

This is getting cilia and cilia.

 

I'm worried that if we post messages about an active case, then the police may inter septum.

 

This thread is the best I've ever read, you seriously couldn't make this up. It's beyond parody.

 

I agree Tobes. It has everything: drama, Jeremy Kyle, violence, parody, puns, humour, social comment and a pitbull owning, nose eating nutter who is about to get married.

I think this should be stickied so it's never lost.

 

"Sticks and stones may break your bones

But my teeth will have your nose off."

Am I in with a sniff of winning?

 

You're in front by a long nose Chesh.

 

It has been easy to get a bite

[video=youtube;89zFXzOnx8Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89zFXzOnx8Q[/video]

 

Strikes me there's a lot of snobbery coming through on this thread.

Some of you need to stop looking down your nose at people.

 

Seconded. It'll never be eclipsed this.

 

I'm just glad the thread 's starting to fulfil it's enormous potential.

I hyped it early doors as having the potential to be something truly special, it isn't quite there yet but it is getting close.

And for that I thank you Samuel, I really do.

I'm sure I can vouch for the others as well when I say this.

We all thank you from the bottom of our hearts.

 

With these folks about we're lucky we still have a nose to look down

 

How did they end up on Not606 or was they already on here before somebody was relieved of their snout?