Worrying.......

To lose one player from the squad to injury is bad luck,

But to lose both Oxlade AND Chamberlain in one go has to raise questions.

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Never mind, Rooney has a split personality so that'll make up for it

 

At first glance I thought you said woyying.

 

"Two Wayne Rooney's, there's only two Wayne Rooney's
Two Wayne Roo - Neys,
There's only two Wayne Roo - neys"

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Good job Gary Neville and Phil Neville and thier dad Neville Neville never played in the same match.

Neville, passes to Neville, who passes it to Neville Neville...Neville Neville passes it to Neville and so on.

 

Yeah but his version of the 'old' one two is not what we need this summer.

 

He might have retired some time ago, but I suspect that Gary Neville would still be England's best right back. We are woefully short in that area, which is why Milner will have to play on the right wing to provide cover.

 

Right wing?

I thought Roy said he would be playing on the wight?

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Out for up to three weeks

 

Both of them,Vince?

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And there's Roy's excuse delivered on a plate ...
..."Well, the young man blah blah blah ... exciting talent blah blah blah ..... sure the other players will do England proud ...... blah blah blah, sweat drool blink."

 

I mate

 

Time for Lenon lol