5! I included the 2 who said humans and sheep were both partially to blame. 3+2 = 5 that say sheep are either to blame, or partially to blame. With a sample size of 7 people, if I remember my chi square statistics from university- I can say within 95% certainty that this value [70%] is within a 2% swing of an accurate representation of the whole of humanity. / long time since I took statistics.
But one is you cos I was first on and voted it's all about the sick uglies abusing animals Seeing that and the fact that the only humans on here are me and tobes that means this vote is par for the course
[h=1]Cow Manure Fetish Man Jailed For Five Years[/h] [h=2]David Truscott initially "stole" cow pats from a Cornish farm before repeatedly breaking in to roll around naked in slurry.[/h]7:56pm UK, Friday 30 May 2014 please log in to view this image David Truscott had an obsession with rolling in slurry [*=center] [*=center] [*=center] [*=center]Email A man with a fetish for cow manure has been jailed for five years for threatening to kill a family who lived on a farm he targeted. David Truscott, 43, repeatedly rolled around naked in liquid manure, called 'slurry', at a farm he had developed an obsession with in Redruth, Cornwall. Exeter Crown Court heard that Truscott, formerly of Camborne, Cornwall, targeted the property over an eight-year period to satisfy in his bizarre craving, and was jailed several times as a result. He initially removed cow pats from Woodbury House Farm but his behaviour escalated so that Truscott regularly entered the farm in search of slurry. When the farm's occupants Clive and Jackie Roth erected bollards and removed slurry in a bid to deter him, Truscott decided to exact revenge. He repeatedly set fire to the Roths' shed, tractor, enclosures and hay - killing a calf in one blaze. Last year, he admitted making threats to kill the Roth family and damaging their property. On Friday, he was handed an extended sentence of 10 years following psychiatric reports. Judge Philip Wassall told Truscott: "When the family took steps to clear up the slurry ... to prevent you from wallowing in it and took other measures to stop you getting on to their land, you began these offences. "During a prison visit in August 2012, you made a reference to Raoul Moat and said you wouldn't mind going to prison knowing that your revenge would have been received. please log in to view this image Exeter Crown Court, where the case was heard"The impact on this unfortunate family, who you chanced upon and whose lives you have blighted for years, has been substantial. "They live in fear of seeing you again." Prosecuting, Eleanor Purkis revealed that he had previously received a 16-week sentence for stripping naked in the cattle pen, releasing the cattle and climbing into the slurry spreader. On his release, Truscott returned to the farm and sat naked in cow muck. He was jailed for a further 20 weeks. He was jailed again, for two years, in September 2011 after police caught him naked in a field harassing the Roth family. His latest offending was in June last year, when Truscott told support workers he wanted to "get revenge" on Mrs Roth and her 17-year-old son. "He said 'I will buy a car with the £2,500 I have in my wardrobe and I will drive to Cornwall. I will kidnap them and I will burn them," Ms Purkis said. Judge Wassall said Truscott, who has autism spectrum disorder, would spend the first five years of his prison sentence receiving hospital treatment. He will serve an extended licence period of five years on release from prison. The judge also imposed an extended restraining order to keep him from the farm.
Phew. Came in here to read a first hand account from luv and was almost disappointed. Saying that, luvs response left more questions than it answered. Quit your gibberish luv and spill the beans.
Last night / very early this morning as i was walking home a sheep asked me to buy it a Hot and Spicy pizza from the local E. Coli den.
Get on the field, boy. Don't rely on bloody polls from an internet forum, as you're smart enough to know that the sample is dodgy and favouring the fat, the smelly and the ugly. Do it right, son. Put your big shoes on, the ones that won't be swallowed up by muck, and march the pastures in search of your journalistic target. F*ck a sheep and report back to us. For control purposes, you may have to f*ck it first without eye contact - pounce on her from the back without she knowing and see if she likes it that way too. And yes, you must control for the species factor - so you may have to f*ck a sow and a cow while you're there also. Pulitzer prize awaiting, son. Get going, why are you still here? Your mission makes us proud.
