Scotch Independence - the countdown

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That's a good picture of you Nev

 

During that movie's cinema release the SNP were outside the movie theatres campaigning for support

I think they expected us to pick up the nearest claymore and rush down to Nigelshire for revenge

 

I would cack my briefs if a clan of Jocks came it me with deadly weaponry... They'd torture me first.

 

Quite, they'd serenade you with bagpipes and lift their skirts and show you their arses.

 

I love the bagpipes, any Scot has permission to play them outside my window at 9am every morning... except Sunday.

 

****in whiny skirling pish.

 

...and a bit of rape and pillaging. I quite fancy nipping down to York to get me some of that.

 

Some people just don't like the sound of their own voice. You're not alone ER, there are support groups for pining auld ****s, ken?

 

How the **** would you know? If you ever wore a kilt, and I hope you never do, you'd have longjohns underneath ya Nigelshire pussy. Freedom! (of the cock n' balls under a kilt)

 

So that's how you think of the English... no wonder Farage nearly took a hiding at a jock boozer one time.

 

That **** would get a ****ing hiding in my local boozer too.

 

Did he?

 

Keep yer ****ing trahsers on Jock, there's a good chap.

 

Youtube it, I'm sure it's there.

 

Freedom! Canny beat the fresh air getting in about yer meat an veg. Very liberating. Plus ye can have a pish while drinking and smoking by simply putting the hem of yer kilt in yer teeth.

 

Having a kilt in yer gub kinda hinders yer smoking ability it has to be said .

 

Only while pishing. Finish pish. Drop hem of kilt from mooth. Take a drag of yer smoke. Take a swally of yer beer. At no time did you have to put down yer smoke or beer.

 

Avoid stubbing out *** on cock.