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****ing hate it. Managed to walk down from the royal to just about Bothwell Street fine, but then just as I'm 2 minutes away form work I **** it a peach Up in the air and landed on my back on the corner of the kerb. Nice ripped pair of manky trousers and a big swelling at the bottom of my back. ****ing agony

 

Sue the council for not gritting the pavement

 

Thank **** it was early in the morning. Nobody seen me (I hope)

 

I am visiting family in Glasgow and i seen you while I was waiting for a bus

I'm sure we can sort a percentage of the compo out later

 

Was that you?

That was comedy GOLD ML

 

Aye very good ya ****s I might ask for an xray when I'm at a+e tonight

It's ****ING AGONY

 

Man up ya ****y ****.

Perhaps if you wore sensible shoes instead of those brown broags, you wouldn't have slipped and made a **** of yourself

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you made it onto the Irish news ya fenian **** (listen to the **** groan in agony )

[video=youtube;nQVow2jTHrI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQVow2jTHrI[/video]

 

Websites like this are the reason this country is ****e

http://www.claims4negligence.co.uk/personal-injury/slip-on-ice-claim/

 

Nev

That **** landed on his coupon!

 

****in cracker eh?

the thing is that camera man was sittin waitin on someone doin that that sick ****

 

I've been wearing my trainers in every day for the last 4 weeks

Some video nev

 

Nev, what's the bet that the camaraman "iced" up that part of the pavement on purpose??

ML, nae luck mate

I've been wearing **** off big boots for 4 weeks.

Where do you work in the toon mate?

 

I can't stop watching that poor **** landing on his face!!

 

Work in Bothwell Street in the scottish life insurance building

I've got big snow boots that I got for my napoleon dynamite costume, but would get the pish ripped out of me for wearing them

I showed the video to a mate and we both said that was definitely iced up ready for a **** to fall like that

 

if this weather keeps up a Salt War is gonna break out

 

I work across the road from you ML, we'll need to meet from lunch sometime.

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We could get a sandwich from Paul Potts, then fight to the death

 

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It's a date. I want soup instead though....then a fight to the death.

To keep it fair I'll let you change out of your brogues first.