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OT: Gonzo's Southport Diaries

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by luvgonzo, May 21, 2014.

  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Ok so at this moment we might get kicked out of the footy tournament, we won all the games but the last one ended in a mass brawl and the police were called.

    Because both teams are at Pontins they are also considering kicking the teams out.

    All good fun so far more updates later.
     
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  2. saintanton

    saintanton Old

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    Brawl? Police? Pontins?
    Blimey, that's some tough kids you've got there.
     
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  3. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Admit it. You whispered a few rumours around the kids ears so they would turn on each other. Thus getting you kicked out and no more blanketless nights in the caravan. <ok>
     
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  4. Whats all this caravan talk? He said camping. Camping is in a fiuking tent!!!
     
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  5. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    So we haven't all been kicked out but a formal warning has been issued to both teams, anymore trouble and we walk.

    Were all of to the pub opposite now in fancy dress. super hero theme i'm going as Wonder Woman.
     
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    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    Typecast again
     
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  7. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Fancy dress was fun everyone got back from Southport at about 4.

    The lads won the first game 2 games left now and a presentation part tonight.
     
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    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Sums Pontins up in 3 words, perfectly.
     
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  9. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    What is it with you sheep fiddlers and fancy dress? You seemingly can't go anywhere without dressing up in totally unfunny costumes and inflicting twattishness on the locale.
     
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  10. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I'll have you know that it was a very tasteful fancy dress. No Elvis and only 3 dressed as Batman.

    Were in the final later so getting sorted for that. No fighting in the games this morning I think everyone is too tired to bother.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    After playing a poor game the lads have been ordered back to their rooms for rest and to have plenty of iquid and good food.

    Translated that means get some sleep and leave the cider and pizza alone until after the game.

    Going to be off early tomorrow so will take it a little easier today myself.

    Champions league final was good pity AM lost but nice to see Bale parading around with the Welsh flag.
     
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  12. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    you know the f'rs didn't lay off an f'n thing. young lads have zero sense... i bet at least 1/3 played drunk and one puked.. minimum.
     
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  13. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Lol mito they were not that bad a good bunch really and they won the whole thing but then they should do really. The fighting bit was mainly to do with the opposition team but we can't act all innocent and have to take or part of the blame. Footy games get a bit heated at times and that's why we live the game.

    Overall a good weekend i'm never gonna like sleeping in these boxes but I like Southport a nice place and nice people very friendly.

    Back to Wales tomorrow.
     
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  14. The second bit helps the first bit make sense :)
     
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    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Can't remember a thing after **** knows o'clock last night. I got 7 stitches on my head and no text messages on my phone to help me out. Back in my own bed, must have been a good night.


    P.S where the hell is Bluff and DR? Worried sick x
     
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  17. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Mno hello. No 3 rings to let us know your ok? People are worried you know! I
     
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  18. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    So we now know what happens when the people of barrhead Glasgow meet the people of the Rhondda valley.

    On my way home.
     
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    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    That happens when the people of Barrhead meet anyone from outside The land of the sweaty.

    They take drinking to a whole new level, ginger, skirt wearing nutters
     
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    Waayyyy too busy at the moment but will try and nip in more in the summer when things calm down here. If you haven't seen through Sisu's threads we are all getting locked away in prison camps!

    I need Jack Bauer, he is the only man who can help me....
     
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