It's Official! England Are Going To Win The World Cup!

You may have already seen this but...


1966

Eurovision - Austria
La Liga - Athletico Madrid
Champions League - Real Madrid
Fulham Relegated
Team comes back from 2-0 down to win the FA Cup
World Cup - England




2014

Eurovision - Austria
La Liga - Athletico Madrid
Champions League - Real Madrid
Fulham Relegated
Team comes back from 2-0 down to win the FA Cup
World Cup - ?





I've not actually checked all of these out to see if they're true but it's doing the rounds on social networking sites.

 

That's all just primitive voodoo.

I won't believe it until an octopus tells me it's true.

 

Something that you conveniently missed out: Liverpool won the First Division in 1966. So the logic is flawed...

 

I don't think i can stick anymore needles in my Suarez voodoo doll

 

More importantly I do hope miff is going to be doing a Battle of the babes WC special.

 

Looks more like Brady's boyfriend to me.

 

Yeah we are.

 

Paul is dead.

 

Aye, if you play the song "Octopus's Garden" backwards, It proves it.

 

I'm sorry, I have a cold.

 

Ain't that the darnest thing.?

 

Fulham weren't relegated as they finished 3rd from bottom and only the bottom 2 were relegated back then.

 

In 1966 we won the Third Division.

We didn't win the Third Division this year so i'm afraid England have no chance.

 

JFK had a secretary called Lincoln.
President Lincoln had a secretary called Kennedy
JFK's assassin was captured in a theatre.
Lincoln's assassin shot him in a theatre.
Lincoln was shot by John Wilkes Booth at Ford's Theatre
Kennedy was shot by Lee Harvey Oswald in a Lincoln automobile, made by Ford.
Both presidents were shot on a Friday in the presence of their wives.
Both Fridays preceded a major holiday observed within the week.
Both presidents were elected to the House of Representatives in '46.
Both presidents were elected to the presidency in '60.

The list goes on and on.

 

In addition to those points, Oswald shot JFK from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre, while Booth shot Lincoln in a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are comprised of fifteen letters
Lincoln's secretary, Kennedy, warned him not to go to the theatre.
Kennedy's secretary, Lincoln, warned him not to go to Dallas.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners.
Both successors were named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

 

Plus Lee Harvey Oswald and John Wilkes Booth both followed City.











Errr.....I made the last one up!!!!

 

JFK was shot by one of the secret service in the limo behind him by accident. Oswald also fired, but the bullet from the limo was the one that did the damage.

 

...The shot which blow off the right side of JFKs head came from in front, from behind the picket fence, fired by a bloke wearing the uniform of the Dallas police.

 

Oswald was also the first man on the moon, he went there in 1953 in a Soviet rocket with Ivan Drago.

 

No it wasn't. It was fired by JFK himself, accompanied by the crew of the spaceship Red Dwarf.

EDIT: Ignore that, I'm a ****ing idiot.