Shooting

Do we have any shooters?

What guns/rifles are we using?

What are we shooting?

And where?

 

What can I do to stop myself shooting too early?

 

We've got Troy Deeney at Watford - scored more than 20 goals in each of the last 2 seasons so i'd say he's a decent shooter.

 

Slow down, works for me.

Do you shoot Gambol?

 

1) Heroin

2) Blood stream.

 

As often as possible. Sometimes on my own, sometimes with a burd.

 

More often alone, your partner prefers to read books in bed as of late.

 

I'll ****ing shoot you in a minute ye ****.

 

Irresponsible use of rifle is good reason to bar you from the evening pheasant.

 

Very true. But she goes to bed with iPad. I also suspect she has become astute at clearing her history and cache, and how to prune her instant messaging.

 

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She will burn the device out. Duvet will block the fan and there will be no way of venting the heat.

Nice to know women cost others money too.

 

iPads do not suffer any kind of problem like that ya daft ****. Show me a fan and it's requisite vent on an iPad. Dumbass.

 

I don't have an ipad. Just a middle range lap top from Comet.

 

Don't yer Socialist Nazi pals get upset at you being a consumer puppet of a Capitalist company?

 

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I have few socialist friends who aren't Nazis that couldn't care less about where I buy things from.

...does anybody shoot?

 

I'm pretty awesome at Call of Duty

 

I hope your gamebox stops working.

 

I hope your heart stops working