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  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    ...place you've had sex?


    Got this idea from ST who apparently is a Dogger by night.


    I'll get the ball rolling.


    In a Bournemouth Churchyard next to some gravestones, I was pretty hammered so we may even have used one of the headstones as a prop.
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

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    Middle of the Machrie Moor stone circle on Arran <ok>
     
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  3. A.L.D.O 4.1

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    Is a graveyard an unusual place ?

    Using a headstone to power your boat is pretty bizarre , I'll give you that .
     
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  4. Mick

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    Inside a Burger van, before and after I opened for business.
     
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    In a synagogue during a service

    only joking was just trying to compete. bathroom floor probably.

    good thread dev <ok>
     
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  6. A.L.D.O 4.1

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    In the goal mouth of a football pitch . She was holding on to the post while I stuck wan in the pokey .
     
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  7. DevAdvocate

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    Remind me never to buy food from vans ever again.
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

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    And by the way, anyone who says "up the arse" will merely be copying my joke.
     
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  9. Fabulous Fabio

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    I'm a virgin.
     
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    In the cinema on Putney High Street, while watching Mr and Mrs Smith. Well, I say watching, we had finished and were heading out the door before the trailers were even finished.
     
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  12. DevAdvocate

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    Sounds like a classy place.
     
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    On the landing between two flats
     
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    Just a normal Odeon or something like that and Putney is a nice part of London, it was just that there weren't very many people in the cinema, so she just sat on top of me, both of us facing the screen, and pumped away at her. I was going to say we were finished by the time Pearl and Dean were finished(even though Pearl and Dean had long since retired) but I thought some of our younger posters would have been confused.
     
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    You were right.
     
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    I know, hence I said it.
     
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  17. DevAdvocate

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    I was going to ask if you'd given her a Pearl and Dean Necklace?
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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  19. monacoger

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    <laugh>.
     
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  20. Tina.

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    Classy folk.
     
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