the rage is becoming strong in me again with all the ****e thats getting spouted 24/7 on the tv about the ****ing weather. "unprecidented weather conditions", okay so it arrived two wks early, i dont think you've got that much of an excuse, if it was mid ****ing july and you get 8 inches of snow, fair enough, i dont expect you to see that one coming. "....where are the gritters?!" you live in cornwall, you dont have any. next question. "...as most of the country was struck by arctic conditions" arctic ****ing conditions? it was -1 you ****ing stupid ****s, thats not ****ing arctic conditions thats just a bit ****ing nippy! "i'm sorry sir but we're not taking advanced bookings (taxi) due to the POSSIBILITY of ice in the morning" IT'S DECEMBER!!!!!!!! THERE'S A CONSTANT POSSIBILITY OF ICE YOU STUPID BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "they never get this kind of hassle in other countries" http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-12038847 "....entire community has been cut off" so how the **** did you get there numbnuts? are we just going to re-name winter "the big freeze" every ****ing year?! kids cant go to school because pavements are icy, so they get the day out off and go sledging if teachers get the day of work get the ****s to dig the snow off the road. they're council workers after all. ****S. ****S ****S ****S ****S ****S. ****S.
LR I want you to look at this photo of a kitten. please log in to view this image His name is Brian. Enjoy him, feel the calming sensation through looking at Brian. Shhhhhh shhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Brian is a legend. wish he was on my desk right now. all I have is a half empty 72 pack of rennies an apple and tons of office ****e
-7 and freezing fog thats nothing when i was in Prague it was -20 it wasnt even that bad! It was -58 somewhere in Russia the other week and the locals still went about their daily business without any fuss!
I know Nev I know. Brian's a stand up guy. He's pretty laid back and cool and calms us all down. Although I wouldn't **** with Brian as he's a ****ing psychopath if crossed!! please log in to view this image
even before i scrolled down and read the rest i was thinking "i want to kick that wee smug looking **** in the face" if i can find one who hasnt already died of hyperthermia i'll kick a tramp to death on the way home. that usually calms me down.
I think you just made an enemy my friend. My client Brian does not like that news. Brian suggests you find a tramp and kick him to death to calm down before Brian knocks the utter **** out of you! Not my words LR, Brian's
I can understand you wanting to kick that cat. With it being ginger. it'd fully deserve it for that reason alone Not many people can pull the ginger thing off.
