Nah! The all evil demons sent by Lucifer to torture us and make us scream in mental pain. ... and that's only the good ones.
I wish I was going back to uni.. I've got pairs of shoes older than you Magic! Just grasp the opportunity to Shag, Shag and then Shag some more! Plenty of time to get bogged down with all the commitment stuff!
I went to university here in the states... 1st year students here called "Freshmen" - I was a second year "advisor" on a freshman dorm hall in my second year. Supposedly there to provide advice on how to navigate the university and been an agony aunt of sorts- to help the freshmen adjust to university life. In reality- no one goes to a second year advisor for that sort of thing- and I only took the role so I could be on a freshman hall. (University plans all sorts of fun events for freshmen- and there is always a brother hall- sister hall thing- so got to do lots of things with a bunch of new girls fresh to university... almost all the girls I dated who were at my university, were from either my freshman year sister hall, the internationals club, or the sister hall of the hall I 'advised'... most of the girls I dated at university were not from my university though). Anyhow- got to know all the guys on the hall pretty well being that I had to go by and check on them occasionally and organise crap. Every single guy on our hall who was in a relationship before university- had broken up with their girl from home within 2 months (or at least was cheating on them) - and from what I gather from my opposite number on the sister hall- the same was true with the girls. Fact of life- if you start university in a relationship- it will quickly end when you go to University and there are a whole bunch of new girls to pursue.
Got this girl who plays tennis interested in me at the minute. Let's just say I'll be making plans with her involving one of her shorter tennis dresses and not on a court.
Two bulls stood at the top of a hill - father and son. The son looks across at his Dad and says excitedly "Dad, Dad, there's a herd of cows in the field at the bottom of the hill, shall we run down and shag one of them?" The father looks across and replies "No Son........we're going to walk down..............and **** them all"
UPDATE: So chatted with my ex, told her I wanted to cut all ties with her and said if she needed any help she knew where I am. She didn't take this too well and proceeded to tell me what a **** I am for wanting to move on! Got chatting to a nice young brunette though, turns out she's a bluenose! Now obviously I got the shovel out immediately but decided I'd persevere and see if I could convert. Going out Sunday, so if she can't be converted at least it might lead to some sex.
