Toure is a big headed twerp - poor diddums that on becoming 31 he didn't get a present from the owners (P45 sounds suitable), and yes be sad for him. I'll be 40 this September, doubt I'll even have got a job by then - and no one outside my family will wish me a happy birthday, and I won't have a house like Yaya/car like Yaya, bank balance like Yaya - I've just made myself sad
he didnt exactly seem enthused when presented his birthday cake , only the lesbian Nasri seemed excited by the whole thing .
Also, as the devout, practicing Muslim that you are, you wouldn't be celebrating or acknowledging your birthday anyway - would you? Unless, of course, you were angling for more money or a move away from that job you're likely to not be in. It's all sad.
I can't believe some people actually took this seriously. Even if Yaya is complicit in this, he is not annoyed by the birthday 'snub' as referenced in the article. It would 100% be a way to engineer a move to another team. And that's IF he was behind all this, if he's not then its just his agent trying to get a move. But consider this, if Yaya isn't complicit and is annoyed by the false quotes - as his tweet suggests - then he would sack his agent. Has he done this? No - so one can only conclude he is complicit but is now trying to distance himself from it to avoid fan anger
f**k knows. Since my last assistant clock winder died, I've been using the position of the sun to tell the time. I'm not gonna lie, it's not been going well. The other night I was all set to watch Wild Britain with Ray Mears. Imagine my disappointment when the opening titles to The Paul O'Grady show started up. My only consolation was when I finally caught the repeat, it wasn't the type of 'wild Britain' I'd got me hopes up for. Just roll up in your own time.
BREAKING NEWS: Manchester United have quietly Cancelled Marouane Fellaini's Birthday Celebrations and crossed their fingers...
