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  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    China. easily. Ok about now you are probably saying 'comms pissed', or 'he's of his nut, they eat dogs etc.

    Ok slightly risque, but now i will put my argument forward, have a read and see if you still dis agree with me:emoticon-0102-bigsm






    When you think about communist countries, you might think workers toiling in the field, mass production lines, and faceless bureaucrats. What you might not have considered is that this drive for efficiency and standardization reaches into every aspect of life, including the local sperm bank.

    In Shanghai, sperm donation comes with a special touch,

    Boys! to donate, you need to go for a health check, then you must not have sexual activity 4 days prior your visit. You can go 4-5 times a month, and each time you will get a maximum 3 hand jobs can donate three times. Better still, they pay you RMB200 ( US$30 ) for the visit.


    Get a hand job free and you get paid ! what an offer


    .......................................


    Have i changed your mind?<whistle>


    http://blog.asiantown.net/-/1385/sp...-a-good-thing-which-men-should-continue-to-do
     
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  2. its been fun thanks :)

    its been fun thanks :) ♬♬Badum-tish! ♬♬
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    Thats the funniest post of the year <cheers>
     
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  3. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Holiday booked :)
     
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  4. Uni_Mackem_MAHons

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    Adds a new meaning to a Shanghai Sling.
     
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    grandpops Well-Known Member

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    Too bluddy late now man! <wah>
     
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  6. its been fun thanks :)

    its been fun thanks :) ♬♬Badum-tish! ♬♬
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    Holiday with a 'happy ending' <laugh>
     
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  7. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You're ****ing nuts Comm, you live in a country where you can probably pick up a hand job for the price of a cheeseburger yet you strive to find a cheaper service!

    I've never met you, so in my head you look like Kev from Derek (The show on channel four), he has me in stitches by the way, don't take it as an insult! :D
     
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  8. Commachio

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    :emoticon-0102-bigsm Do you reckon a sperm bank like that would be a hit in the UK?<whistle>

    Loads of munters from the likes of Boro, pulling ya todger, and using it as face cream.
     
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  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    It'd be a great ****ing laugh after a couple of pints on a Saturday but like most good things in Manchester, the unspecified, curry whiffing rat bags would probably spoil it for the rest of us. I'd only wanna go first, after that, no thank you ma'am.
     
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  10. Commachio

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    'Coming for curry'

    'Nah think i'll pass'

    'Why man, ya git soft ****'

    'Won't be soft in a minute, ya homo, off for a tug, i've reserved number 23'.:emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  11. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Hahaha

    Meeting time for me, would love to stay and discuss this in depth with ya mate! haha
     
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  12. MrRAWhite

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    You have to hand it to the Chinese eh! Although what Comm failed to mention was that the person giving the hand job is a 20 stone male Chinese wrestler..
     
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  13. Commachio

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    You never clicked the link did you?<whistle>
     
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  14. MrRAWhite

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    I don't seem to be able to download many of the links on the computer I'm using at the moment. My laptop is buggered and I'm not getting it replaced until after my hols..
    I couldn't even download the final league table for our forum results competition..<grr>
     
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  15. Commachio

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    Hols...may i recommend china.:emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    Pic 4 looks like she's ready to get a mouthful.....

    quality post Comm. I'm saving up for my trip over....
     
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