I was in a department store recently and there was a woman that had 'I love Bukkake' on her T shirt. I don't think she realised what it meant.
10pm Sunday night Googling pictures of 'Steve Bruce in swimwear' Pretty standard for you. Now get a tissue, wipe it up and go drink your warm milk you sad little man.
No need to get so worked up mate. That is unless you are in fact Steve Bruce then I suggest you work out.