I thought I might put myself forward as a nominee for this auspicious trophy after submitting a piece of work I conjured up in an idle period today! It is basically a summary of all the match stats in our PL games this season! Here goes:- CHELSEA POSSESSION 55% OPPONENTS 45%. CHELSEA SHOTS 693 OPPONENTS 482 CHELSEA ON TARGET 228 OPPONENTS 124 CHELSEA CORNERS 248 OPPONENTS 177 CHELSEA FOULS 420 OPPONENTS 460. There you have it! Do I get the award?