Heads Up Fellas You were Brilliant

**** me, changing the OP after an hour - vintage LETTUCE circa old BBC 606, 2007. He'll be talking about Fat Spanish Waiters, ghost-goals and Ruud Van Nitlehorse next.

 

I'm looking forward to the World Cup Japan to win it easy.

 

Might want to read through the whole thing mate.

 

Got the craving for one now. Might nip out to the shop and grab one later. I always used to snap them in half, bite the solid end of chocolate off and then suck coffee through each half like a straw. The heat of the coffee melts the chocolate and it's lush!

Unfortunately, they started scoring the Kit-Kat Chunkys into thirds so it's almost impossible to break in half now.

 

Alright Lettuce lad

 

Surprise Gonzo's not jumped on that one

 

I thought I'd let that slide but have made a few changes here and there.

 

Yeah. I was reading through but seeing quotes I hadn't read lol

 

Thankyou scoreboard Paddock

We know we were brilliant so you shouldnt mention it but thanks anyhow, nearly finished above both cash teams and managing to finish above one. Leaving Utd down in very lowly seventh

Enjoy your channel 5 cup next season, oh wait, its not on channel 5 now

Enjoy your Itv 3 cup next season, oh wait you arent even in that

Chin up fella!

 

Indeed I've often thought that myself.

 

Didn't have Jenners down as wearing pink, always thought he'd be more of a little black dress man?

 

Just talk, that'll do the trick.

 

I love this thread!

 

I've had a certain amount of enjoyment from it but have to get back to work soon so Gerrez can take over.

 

Its the ghost of a dead racehorse gonz so you'd be better talking to him in a séance.

 

I love boats. Like the boat in Jaws but bigger

 

My eldest son told me this morning that he can run fast because he eats banana's at school

 

Good old Seabiscuit, he never fails to amuse.

 

Nice one mae

 

Try a dead one that was kidnapped before he was killed.