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Match thread v Everton.

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by DMD, May 9, 2014.

  1. mauled1904

    mauled1904 Well-Known Member

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    It could quite easily be written about them, just swap the words Hull and Everton over and you have an article worth reading.

    I like the bit ....

    'A team from the actual anus of England'

    'the ungrateful inbred whoppers'

    He really has just described Liverpool
     
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  2. Stuart Blampey

    Stuart Blampey Well-Known Member

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    Think he's their resident WUM writer. No doubt this jarg 'outrage' is a fortnightly occurrence for their opponents.


    Seems to be ignorant of Hull's illustrious maritime history dating back to the days when Liverpool was just that- a puddle facing Ireland when we were already part of the Hanseatic Premier League.
     
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  3. Stuart Blampey

    Stuart Blampey Well-Known Member

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    First mickeys already out and about- get the washing in off the clothes line.
     
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  4. BillyBobBallbag

    BillyBobBallbag Well-Known Member

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    What a uneducated ****wit, I have a xr2i not a 3i :emoticon-0173-middl
     
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  5. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    This^ It's their Bransholme <ok>
     
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  6. Stuart Blampey

    Stuart Blampey Well-Known Member

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    Money for nothing.

    Official theme tune of Humberside Police.
     
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  7. Party Hull!

    Party Hull! Well-Known Member

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    Was there ever even a suggestion that the Everton fans were about to rush pitchwards?

    They knelt in front of them, and they just looked back bewildered.

    Then off they went.

    Double time on Sundays?
     
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  8. Stuart Blampey

    Stuart Blampey Well-Known Member

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    For 5 minutes' glaring on one knee at the blue smoke.

    At least the chubby steward got a sweat on.
     
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  9. Billy ask Queue

    Billy ask Queue Active Member

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    Had to laugh at the City fan who invaded the pitch at the final whistle to be chased by a single steward around the pitch only to slip over and crash into the advertising board. Ouch !! , bet that hurt his shins &#55357;&#56842;.
    Other sore point is how the traffic is held back on the end of Hessle Rd to allow the Everton coaches out. Stopping the traffic 10 mins before they arrive is a joke and the amount of police vans following the convoy had to be seen to be believed.
     
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  10. Stuart Blampey

    Stuart Blampey Well-Known Member

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    Money for nothing - their theme tune.

    Now, about that travellers' horse racing in the city streets that they said had an injunction against it taking place today......
     
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  11. BlackAndAmberGambler

    BlackAndAmberGambler Well-Known Member

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    Humberside Police...You could hear the Gravy Train pulling into Paragon.
     
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  12. Stuart Blampey

    Stuart Blampey Well-Known Member

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    Their last chance before the summer holidays to cane the O/T.

    And it showed.
     
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  13. rovertiger

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    Amate of mine told me he passed Clough Rd police station and there were 2 Everton coaches outside with ****loads of coppers about.
     
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  14. Stuart Blampey

    Stuart Blampey Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;mnZ_mx55uSQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnZ_mx55uSQ[/video]

    School of Science?

    We played like a Special School today.

    If we could get a Lukaku and Defeulao (or whatever the **** he's called) on loan next season, we would be sorted.

    Imagine Lukaku instead of Danny Graham......where would we have finished?
     
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  15. Polly13

    Polly13 Well-Known Member

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    I must be morphing into a poodle, cos I left today feeling really **** about the way we played and utterly convinced that unless we improve no end, we will be torn apart next week. I didn't even stay for the players' lap of honour or whatever. It feels like the last time we were in the PL all over again...

    Everton outclassed us today to the same extent that Chelsea, Man City or Arsenal did. They thrashed us 0-2. It was like a ****ing training run for them. We were utterly devoid of urgency or tempo whenever we had the ball and space opened up in front of us.

    Massive crisis of confidence here; can someone please reassure me that we won't get royally ****ed next Saturday, please?
     
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  16. BrAdY

    BrAdY Well-Known Member

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    that's exactly i feel...
     
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  17. Brucebones

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    WTF. It's an end of season game, what did you expect, we had nothing to play for, we weren't going to go all out & try to win it. Next week will be a different game. If it isn't, if they can't get themselves to play for a Cup Final then next season will be a disaster. Right now, it's Cup Final next, last game of the season, one big push to put in one BIG performance.
     
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  18. CANADATIGER

    CANADATIGER Well-Known Member

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    Well said Bruce. I think we'll see a very different team out there next Saturday. Today there was nothing to play for and players were certainly more focused on not getting injured or red carded before the big day. I'd expect us to get in Arsenal's faces right from the kick off and play higher up the pitch rather than going into a defensive shell and packing everyone back. Could be a fascinating encounter if we can get them on the back foot and snatch an early goal. Can't wait for next Saturday!!!
     
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  19. armchairfan

    armchairfan Well-Known Member

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    So why should anyone pay to go and see it then or even just invest any time watching it on the internet? Sport is meant to be an entertainment, at least it is to me. I don't like football enough to really watch it otherwise, I want to be impressed by skill and effort. Just watching out of sake of loyalty alone just isn't enough for me, there's other things I can do with my time these days.
     
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  20. GLP

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    Bruce apologised in the post match interview for the anti climax finish to the season. Performances have been ****e, to finish 16th, having been in 13th most the season is disappointing. Isn't it about £6m we've lost due to our non league finish to the league season.
     
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