O/T You know you're getting old when...

You know you're getting old when all the players start to look like kids. At least Deco still looks like a grown up to me.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/video-watch-portuguese-legend-deco-3474177

 

I know i,m getting old cos everythings starting to either dry up or leak ......

 

I know I'm getting old when I bend down to tie my shoe laces and I wonder what else I can do whilst I'm down there

 

You know you're getting old when you wake up in the morning and the only think that's stiff is your neck.

 

You know your getting old when you forget what ..........what was I talking about again?????

 

You never get old! 'Old' is someone ten years older than you are.

 

You know you are getting old when you turn up at Boothferry Park at 3pm on a Saturday and wonder where everyone else is.

 

You'd also be wondering where Boothferry Park is.

 

You know you're getting old when you spend half your life on this forum instead of actually doing something................

 

gives me something to do. Outside the puddles are getting deeper on the cricket pitch that I spent a couple of hours preparing for today's match. The game is off and the pub isn't open yet.

 

Good luck with a cricket match round here today fella!

*EDIT - FFS you know you're getting old when you don't read all of a post....yeah, it's off, I see that now*