I thought a quick limerick might brighten things up: There was a young lady from Morton Who had one long tit and one short 'un And on top of all that A great hairy twat And a fart like a 650 Norton
There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear were a **** I would **** it!"
Shining Emerald was very dissapointing. Flying Jib and the ever reliable Weld saved the day though. Great shout stick on Aussie Day too.
Top man heisen the misses picked a few winners with darts maybe I should quit lol absolutely brilliant afternoon and a few nice novices noticed
Well done on the winners today lads . And what a great gesture from heis aswell. Top stuff Like Boonga Roogetta tomoz 3/1 Stick any views on Charlie's supreme quality?
Where do I start Gaz. I am pretty certain that CL would call this horse his biggest disappointment of the season. He had a very good year the season before that even culminated in SQ having a crack at the Albert Bartlett. They thought that he was going to make up into a smart novice chaser this season but it has all gone sadly downhill to the point where one of the owners now wants out and a 10% stake in him is available at what I think is a pretty modest amount. His latest run did hint at a bit of promise and as his mark has slid dramatically down all season you have to think that he is now well handicapped. He is a very nice animal but at the age of 9 you have to think that he isn't going to be improving. I have seriously considered taking that my share myself. I think off his current mark he will be winning soon but equally you could see more abject performances. Sadly you rarely get proper value from Charlies runners these days as I think they all go off a point or two shorter than they should. It's a novice chase tomorrow so his mark doesn't enter calculations but I can see him winning a novice handicap chase before too long! With regards to AUSTRALIA DAY this afternoon may I just say what a breathtaking performance! He took the race by the scruff of the neck from flagfall and put in one of the most impressive rounds of jumping Kempton has seen in some time. Awesome watching especially when sitting on 14/1 and 16/1 vouchers! I expect the Webber yard to churn out more winners in the coming weeks so keep an eye on his runners!
Bugger me stick. You can't lose at the moment. If only I had risked some cash on yours and uncle's tips these last few days.
Well done stick my old boy , on saturday my lovely lady said what a beautiful horse Australia was but cracker style I went for the 3rd place bacardy today , yes gutted I was as the opening post is normally the strongest and the better half showed me how to win today with out any studying . Got to love you both though keep up the good work I didnt have the heart to tell her about savers
