She's manky. She's married to that tadger and that just about says it all for me. Would not touch her with a ten foot oar.
We've all done the Shallow Hal Nev. We've all pumped big burds and regretted it. Just admit it and we can move on
a pumped a fatty in Oz but it was purely to get the ozzie burd notch on ma belt. she ate the biggest kebeb uv ever seen before a shagged her. who does that???!!
I was 13 and licked out the fattest cow in school when she was on her dabs!! Took a serious slagging for that.
Another one popped into my head there. Gran Canaria, 1998, lads holiday with my mates, spotted this Norwegian Babe, she was stunnin, met her a few times over the 2 weeks, was hoping to get my hole nearing the end of the holiday, walked her back to her place, I'm thinking HERE WE GO! Got to her apartment, she opened the door, and....and.......... and GAVE ME A FUKIN KISS ON THE CHEEK!!! Was ****ing ragin, so started walking back to my apartment, met a morrocan ****, bought a "gram" off him, walked away, opened it - EMPTY!!! Stated running about for this ****, realised that if I saw him, he'd probably be with his mates and do me in, so continued to walk home. Just outside my apartment, a fat girl sobbing - YAS!! " whats up doll? aw cmon, its alright (she was Irish) started winchin her, she tasted like natural gas when I was shovin my tongue down her throat, took her up to her apartment, banged her silly for 5 minutes top, get dressed then left. THATS what fat girls are for
EDGE Opens his heart to tell us one of the most beautiful tales of overcoming the odds of a pish night and all you can do is act the goat? Shame on you nev!
