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O/T: For US$ 300 Grand - Would you...?

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  1. Nordic

    Nordic Well-Known Member

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    ....or like me, are you thinking 'what is the world coming to'?

    http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/201...858.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular#slide=1682656

    She's minging to start with (big NO from me, on both counts), but is this a new, modern disease or does t'internet just allow a lot of this dreadful behaviour to percolate the surface?

    I was reading earlier about the growth in personal crowdfunding sites (GoFundMe and GoGetFunding) for individuals looking to raise money to pay for their holidays, house renovations, going on the piss or whatever. What the fkcu is wrong with these ****ers, and who are the idiots who give them money....

    Get/create a bloody job, save up and pay for it yourself.
     
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  2. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Great start to life - become a prostitute! What are these twats on?
     
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  3. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    27 and she's a virgin, no ****ing way, i think she's canny pretty.


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    If i had the cash aye, but guess i'll just have to have a **** over her instead.<wah>
     
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  4. its been fun thanks :)

    its been fun thanks :) ♬♬Badum-tish! ♬♬
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    after I win the 72 million :smiley-finger007: tonight ...I wouldn't
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    300 grand for a crap shag!
     
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  6. marcusblackcat

    marcusblackcat SAFC Sheriff
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    She's a virgin - doesn't mean she hasn't given head or took it up the arse before Terry man!!
     
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  7. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I see your point Marcus but at the same time, you'd probably get a worldy in Vegas on any night for the price of a few drinks, that's where my money's going if I'm investing in the Pie.
     
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  8. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Watch out for them taxi drivers.
     
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  9. Thewall

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    I absolutely agree.
    She should be paying for somebody to spend time to teach her what she doesn't know.

    If I said I that I had never re-roofed a house so I was going to charge you ten thousand times the going rate because you were my first even though it would be crap would you hire me.
    (I can start on Monday)
     
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  10. RedandWhite_believer

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    How about 300,000 of us pay a $1 each for a go?
     
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  11. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Baggsy first go!
     
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  12. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Vegas taxi drivers are sweet Comm, last one I had looked like Arnold Schwarzenegger but she was a bit taller than him, she lobbed both suitcases in her 'Trunk' with one hand at the same time, total weapon of a woman.

    Spent the entire trip from MCcarran Airport to the Wynn hotel telling me all the places to go to avoid crowds of black people, I didn't know what to say!
     
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  13. Nordic

    Nordic Well-Known Member

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    Sloppy 245,678's?....no thanks, mate. and certainly not for a dollar.
     
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  14. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    I agree and for £500 you can get a pretty good silicone inflatable sex doll.. <ok>
     
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  15. chaosuk

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    hell yeh, then I`d turn her ass out to earn me some money.

    mmm

    I must remember im not a black pimp
     
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  16. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    Top of the range, at £3,500, much cheaper than 'other' options

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    ... they'll never blame you for anything and everything either <ok>
     
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  17. Shameless

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    For our broader community;

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    £4250 + postage and shipping ...and yes, size matters
     
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  18. bonnybobbypark

    bonnybobbypark Well-Known Member

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    Where is she going to find that kind of money to let me shag her?

    Unrealistic, but she can dream

    x
     
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  19. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Storage would be the problem though, I want one that fits into my back pocket and inflates with a good fart, but then again spending that money, you would have the bugger on display 24/7. Had this conversation with QWOP recently, he's currently scouring the market :emoticon-0115-inlov:emoticon-0111-blush:emoticon-0135-makeu..<laugh><ok>
     
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  20. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    There you go.. <ok>[video=youtube;rEaPdEb1MKA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEaPdEb1MKA[/video]
     
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