This will probably be the shortest thread I've produced, owing to a season that just passed us all by and will soon be a major motion picture, ranking alongside such brilliant films as: Blazing Saddles, 4 Weddings and a Funeral and Stripes .... a ****ing comedy. So although we have no football highlights for you, there has been some memorable stuff going on: 1) David Haigh keeping us all informed just how good he is. 2) Flowers telling Haigh to keep us informed how big a fan he is. 3) Flowers taking the club to court to try and wind the club up. 4) Cellino gets involved and within 3-hours sacks everyone except Mighty 5) Haigh gets sacked by GFH 6) Haigh gets sacked by Cellino 7) Haigh gets sacked by Billy 8) Elmo returns and starts WW3 9) Glory and Billy still not drinking together 10) Leeds 60 and wife have about as much luck as Haigh 11) Mighty and his wall mates sweating all season 12) Moyes does a job on scumchester 13) Victimpool flounder and cry 'its not fair' 14) Ristac can't stop telling us he was right all along about BMcD 15) Eire and Shaks not been sober all season and have still no idea we're still in the championship. 16) It's Tuesday which must mean Bucks has to leave early 17) Becchio is a massive hit at Norwich the team with no strikers. 18) LUST represent all Leeds utd fans 19) Leeds Utd fans are still all on the same page 20) Leeds top form guide at Xmas and are bottom and relegation fodder by April have a good summer everyone and lets see what activity happens over the coming weeks. Lets hope for proper football soon
Who the **** is Billy? If it's Bunter I know. But WJ is not going to be happy at you calling dear leader that.
Don't forget I got sacked by Haigh before he got repeatedly sacked by everyone around Elland Road, including the tea lady.
Only 2 highlights for me this season: 1. the NOT606 meetup - first class 2. still to come - the full time whistle on Saturday bringing this season to a close.
"still to come - the full time whistle on Saturday bringing this season to a close" and sending Nilwall down to L1 for many years?
must admit the highlight for me was meeting ALF shame that silly fooker Olof spoilt it throwing beer around the place
Another highlight for me was stitching elland up in a SBA when he spent a whole week canvasing for Chesh just to have me beat him by 99 votes in the dying minutes
A proper highlight though that we should all be thankful for is our young big striker, who has been the only signing that has done what he was brought in to do. Another funny one was the manager saying we needed wingers when we had a load on the books, but he said they were not good enough, so brought in Stewart (Went sickly pale as soon as he walked over the white lines) And kebe a player who was ok a few seasons ago but obviously coached at the Hunt school of shyteness. Then White is brought back from the blades and plays instead of his big signings ....
