Arsenal v Newcastle United - Official Build Up / Match Day Thread

I have a 5 time Acca which will pay if Arsenal win tonight.
All about the money for me now.

This will be tough to watch. We look lame.

 

We are so ****e its unreal, utterly pathetic and a joke of a team turned it off now as we are going to get well and truly mullered now no belief in themselves what sofuckingever they lose as soon as they walk onto the pitch what is the ****ing point really wish I could cancel my season ticket now

 

This sounds like a different game to the one I;m hearing on the radio. Sounds like we've at least given it a go so far, which is fine considered we're at the Emirates.

 

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Hearing this commentary about Cheik only scoring one goal for us? He had one worldy wrongly ruled out by poor refereeing.

 

Yeh that's right. Thanks

 

Meh... we're doing as expected, sitting deep, trying to contain them (even 1-0 down) and counter, but we're just not very good... There was a couple of minutes after their goal where they looked like routing us, and our defence was ready to subside, but it's been a bit better since then.

 

Has Le Gouf been on a massive piss up yesterday or something? Passing the ball to black and white (even 5 yards) seems to be a real challenge for him. Still not convinced with Dummett. Was Giroud not offside when Sissoko fouled him for free kick which led to the goal? They never really bothered to check or discuss it. We look shabby defending dead balls.

Sooner or later they'll score again, then we'll crumble. You can sense these fragile ****s are waiting to become disillusioned.

 

If we keep it at 1-0 then theres always a chance. We open up and Arsenal almost certainly would rout us, then cue the waterfalls of beel from the usual suspects on this board...

 

I seriously think Gouffy should be dropped, he's looked dead since about Christmas.

 

We're still garbage. Bit more shape - surprise surprise - with players playing in their actual positions, more or less. But no fight at all. Here come the goals. 2-0.

 

Ahhhhh bollocks.....

 

And there we have it... Lights out Jackie.

 

We're Newcastle and we're financially sound

 

Look at the body language. You'd think all 11 players had just been told their pet puppy died.

 

Here we go. 4 more and I'm in the money

 

He needs to go back to France, mid-table Ligue 1 player, not a top Prem player by any means.

 

By my calculations that would make him far superior to most of the other players in our team

What's the French version of the conference?

 

Why hasn't Pardew stopped these goals

 

Rather have Jonas than gourfran at the moment

 

So then Dan Gosling, what is the point of him? Don't tell me young Armstrong can't do a better job than him. This is hugely embarrassing. Poor Remy is running around trying to press, turns round and his teammates are waving from halfway singing "on your own"