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Liverpool fan set for first hair cut in 11 years

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  1. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    <peacedove>A Liverpool fan who vowed to not get his hair cut until the Reds won the Premier League is so confident of his team’s chances this year – he has already booked in to get his barnet chopped.

    Uke Krasniqi, a Liverpool supporter from Kosovo, has been growing his mop for the last 11 years, in which he’s seen his team win everything from the Champions League to the FA Cup, but not the elusive league title.

    However, he is so confident that this will be the year, Uke has booked himself in to get a haircut, and finally have those giant locked trimmed.

    Liverpool are the clear favourites to win the Premier League title this term, but with the weekend clash with Chelsea still to come, it’s not a far gone conclusion yet.

    He told the media this week though he is confident his team are extremely close to finally getting their hands on the crown.

    ‘Since 2003 I started growing my hair spontaneously. So far Liverpool have won all the title but not the league.

    ‘Now we are so close!’

    You certainly are, Uke. The hair cut is in sight.
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    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    cross between odd and a jinx effort.

    not won the league for over 20 yrs, so nothing to be ruddy confident about just yet is there <doh>
     
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  4. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I little bit of wax and he could be fellaini - or no wax and he could be Luiz.

    Looks like a complete tit tough.
     
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  5. Magic Ted

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    #NoJinx
     
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  6. Milk not bear jizz

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    There's no way that's 11 years of hair growth.

    If I left my hair 6 months it would look like that.
     
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    Scruffy ****.
     
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    If I left my hair for six months I'd still have **** all <whistle>
     
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  9. Skylarker

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    Bit like Gerrez then <laugh>
     
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    If I let my hair grow for 6 months then Ive been kidnapped.
     
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    <laugh>.
     
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    A Kosovan kopite <laugh>

    The bullshitting pikey is just looking for his 5 mins of fame, as hair grows at 0.5 inches per month, so after 11 years that's 66 inches or 5 1/2 ft, it'd be over his arse the lying twat.
     
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    It doesn't just keep getting longer for ever. <doh>
     
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    It'd be longer than his neat shoulder length bob ffs
     
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    Oh so cynical
    It is a bit longer than a shoulder length bob, and with it being curly, when it is wet and straight it probably goes most of the way down his back i bet
    My missus has the same 'Wild woman of Borneo look' and hers is about the same length dry but when wet a far more usable set of reins
     
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