Promises for Pardew

So, what would YOU promise to do in return for Ashley sacking the antichrist asap?

Me... I'll promise to not look at a redhead for a whole month and will stop off the booze too.

 

I will promise to never, ever eat Brussel Sprouts ever again, ever.

 

I promise never to tag ACS ever again.

 

I promise to step foot in his shops again and spend some money in them!

 

You might be onto something....

I'll even promise to drink out of one of those rancid mugs he seems desperate to foist upon us... for a day...

 

News just in.

BRS promises not to swear when mentioning Shola - for a whole week

JPF promises not to goad Mackems - for a whole day.

Tash promises not to touch himself - for a whole hour.

 

would you guys have moyes now that he's available?

 

I honestly would.
He'd be an improvement on Pardew and would fit the bill with Ashley in terms of working on a shoestring.

 

They really are tough asks, especially the middle one.

 

would you have shearer back by any chance? the guy knows his stuff

 

No he doesn't.. try to be more subtle next time.
He hasn't managed any team for more than a handful of games and refuses to go down the leagues to gain the required experience.
He's better on the sofa winding Mackems up.

 

gonna have to disagree with you. he had only 8 or 9 games to save you guys back in 08-09. give him a full pre season and season and i reckon he'd do alright

 

Wouldn't touch Shearer with a barge pole. Great player but I don't think he's cut out for top level management.

 

rafa?

 

I bet Rafa would jump at the chance to come here - probably off the edge of a very high cliff.

 

I promise not to leave the toilet seat up and not to scratch my balls while in Tesco/Sainsburys, until May 2014.

Come on Mike. What more do you want from me?

 

I promise that if Mike sacks Pardew, then ACS will get his arse out in Fenwick's shop window for a whole week. I can't offer any more than that. OK two weeks.

 

I concur.
In fact I'll do 24 hour shifts.

 

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"Step aside Alan, it's time for someone who knows what he's doing!"

 

Alan tried to step aside, but he couldn't get over the line.



But to be fair, it wasn't his fault.