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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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  3. Obi Wan

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    And the most excuses used in a single season by any NUFC manager.
     
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    Dedication's what you need....
     
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    He lies when he wants,
    He lies when he waaants,
    Alan Pardew he lies when he wants.....
     
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  6. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Wor Alan's never been one to blow his own trumpet has he?
     
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    The most games missed by a NUFC manager due to head-butting an opposition player.
     
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    The most god-awful employee not lose a job in history. Someone with locked in syndrome would be a better manager
     
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    The record for the fewest successes at getting a new player 'over the line'.
     
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    He has got you in the top half of the league and you are all moaning about it! Unbelievable...
     
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    Not for long he hasn't.
     
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    We're just trying to have some fun after a terrible, boring second half to the season. It's either this, or making fun of Sunderland. Which would you prefer? :)
     
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    And also the same excuse used the most number of times by any NUFC manager.

    His book of excuses is the size of a postage stamp and has just one page. One side contains excuses for when we don't win, the other side contains excuses for transfer activity....or lack thereof.

    Had enough of this ****ing arse puppet now like !
     
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    ahhh to come on here and get some interesting NUFC related facts, maybe a transfer rumour or two? At least some perspective or intelligent debate... nope- just relentless and tedious facts about how hard we've had it. More beel than Smug and Bri combined here...
     
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    Absolutely no business within the game what so ever.
     
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    A transfer rumour? <laugh> You need to share out what you're smoking. <ok>
     
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    What's a transfer?
     
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    It's when we sell one of best players to another club. <ok>
     
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    Something you dampen and then stick on your arm. A bit like a tattoo but it washes off.
     
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    Like Debuchy has?
     
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