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Netting for next season?

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by pythagoras, Jun 20, 2011.

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  1. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Damn, it's hard enough now for them to get it right sometimes, can you just imagine what would happen without nets?
     
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  2. The Situation

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    Always tight!!

    Sorry I thought this was some sort of innuendo?
     
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  3. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

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    <laugh>
     
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  4. Sir Bobby

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    It would be like football in the playground when you're like 10 and when there's a goal that might not be a goal and you settle it by seeing who has the biggest penis?
     
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  5. Agent Bruce

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    Tights good!
     
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  6. Wenger's Optician

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    I can't be the only one who replaced the word net with **** in each post.
     
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  7. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

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    <laugh>
     
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  8. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

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    <laugh>

    I am sorry about all the laughs people, there is a new funny comment every time I refresh!
     
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  9. Colly NUFC

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    Jumpers for goalposts! That hit the post! No, it was in off the post! Pena about it!

    Does that still happen or am I just really old?
     
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  10. NUFCaw

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    I like the ones with a story.
     
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    Still happens, remember a few years back when i was in school and we'd have all out fights about whether or not a goal was in.

    On the topic if nets, i like a good tight net, just looks better on the eye.
     
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  12. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

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    The bully always decided. I remember one day, I went passed 3 of them, put a lovely finish in off the jumper, or so it would have been, my team were all congratulating me, their team were saying it was post. The bully, who was on their team, decided it was post and then my team agreed with him! Fuming!
     
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  13. overseasTOON

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    They already do that.
     
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  14. Eat Sleep Watch F1 Repeat

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    I like the nets at bolton! Lets have them.
     
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  15. Sir Bobby

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    What I like about Bolton are the little tarts that run up and down the touchline with flags when they score. If there's any way we can get that for next season! Classy isn't the word.
     
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  16. overseasTOON

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    Running tarts, eh?

    If they can slow down to waddling pace then Mike may be interested.
     
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  17. Sir Bobby

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    Or he could just get Derek to do the running for him
     
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  18. overseasTOON

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    *Llambias running nude flashback*

    <shudder>
     
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  19. Sir Bobby

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    <laugh> Completely forgot about that!
     
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  20. jimileysbaldhead

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    Now as you lads know I'm not one for embelishment or indeed being liberal with the truth..<whistle>

    I have it on good authority that Mike Ashley is actually fighting anorexia and has been receiving help for some time now. He became aware of this condition some years ago when he looked in the mirror and all he could see was a fat bastard(this is quite common with anorexics).

    A medical spokesperson said " Mike is doing ok and appears to be fighting his condition "
     
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