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Discussion in 'Formula 1' started by 51LV3R8RR04, Apr 20, 2014.

  1. 51LV3R8RR04

    51LV3R8RR04 Well-Known Member

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    Race Rating: /10

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  2. di Fredsta!

    di Fredsta! Well-Known Member

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    Best Driver: Alonso
    Worst Driver: Ericsson
    Best Rookie (Magnussen, Kvyat, Ericsson): Kvyat
    Best Team: not counting the rocket ****, Red Bull barring team orders
    Worst Team: Marussia

    Best Overtake: There were overtakes?
    Funniest-moment: I woke up for this race
    Most Surprising Result: Ferrari actually get a good result!
    Least Surprising Result: Hamilton bitches over the team radio.

    Special Mention to: Rosberg, nothing is going his way but he's keeping his cool, could give him the championship
    Race Rating: 4/10
     
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  3. allsaintchris.

    allsaintchris. Well-Known Member

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    ]Best Driver: Alonso
    Worst Driver: Kimi
    Best Rookie (Magnussen, Kvyat, Ericsson): Kvyat
    Best Team: Mercedes
    Worst Team: Sauber

    Best Overtake: Maldonado on someone
    Funniest-moment: vettel "tough luck" to ream orders message
    Most Surprising Result: ?
    Least Surprising Result: Mercedes 1-2

    Special Mention to: The Mrs for getting me 3 Easter boxes filled with sweets and chocilate
    Race Rating: 5/10.

    Best Commentator/Presenter[/QUOTE]
     
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  4. EternalMSC

    EternalMSC Well-Known Member

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    Best Driver: Alonso
    Worst Driver: Magnussen
    Best Rookie (Magnussen, Kvyat, Ericsson): Kvyat agaim
    Best Team: Mercedes
    Worst Team: Lotus

    Best Overtake: Cannot remember
    Funniest-moment: Tough luck!
    Most Surprising Result: Alonso
    Least Surprising Result: Hamilton

    Special Mention to: Hulk/Bottas/Kvyat
    Race Rating: 4/10

    Best Commentator/Presenter: None, all boring old men with a stupid salary.
     
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  5. 51LV3R8RR04

    51LV3R8RR04 Well-Known Member

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    Best Driver: Alonso, great quali, great start, great race
    Worst Driver: Maldonado for the whole weekend
    Best Rookie (Magnussen, Kvyat, Ericsson): Kvyat
    Best Team: Mercedes
    Worst Team: McLaren, pathetic stuff considering how good that engine is.

    Best Overtake: er...
    Funniest-moment: "Tough luck..."
    Most Surprising Result: Alonso podium
    Least Surprising Result: Mercdomination

    Special Mention to: Flag man helping us to end the borefest faster.
    Race Rating: 4/10 very limited racing, no real fight for podium places let alone the win.

    Best Commentator/Presenter: **** them all was a **** show by Sky Sports....AGAIN! Fire Clown Crofty for all his bumbling...
     
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  6. Julius Caesar

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    Best Driver: Fernando Alonso
    Worst Driver: Ericsson
    Best Rookie (Magnussen, Kvyat, Ericsson): Kvyat
    Best Team: Mercedes (copy & paste for every race)
    Worst Team: McLaren , just pathetic

    Best Overtake: Button on JEV.
    Funniest-moment: Early Checkered Flag.
    Most Surprising Result: Hamilton won!
    Least Surprising Result: I'm already resorting to sarcasm to stave off depression.

    Special Mention to: ...
    Race Rating: 2/10

    Best Commentator/Presenter: Bruno Senna
     
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  7. Han Shot First

    Han Shot First New Member

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    Best Driver: Fernando Alonso - Drags that heap onto the podium in a way only he could do
    Worst Driver: Kimi Raikkonen - Either make an effort, or bugger off.
    Best Rookie (Magnussen, Kvyat, Ericsson): Daniil Kvyat - Another Red Bull gem by the looks of it.
    Best Team: Red Bull, Mercedes don't count.
    Worst Team: Mercedes for ruining F1

    Best Overtake: Ricciardo on Vettel, way to signal intent
    Funniest-moment: Kamui overtaking a Red Bull
    Most Surprising Result: Alonso on the podium in a dogshit car
    Least Surprising Result: Mercedes 1-2. they could start at the back of the grid and still finish 1-2

    Special Mention to: Daniel Ricciardo, Nico Hulkenberg, Valtteri Bottas
    Race Rating: 0.5/10

    Best Commentator/Presenter: Hubert Buchtplugge
     
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  8. allsaintchris.

    allsaintchris. Well-Known Member

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    I think they should do that just to see how long it would take for them to reach the front. I'd go for before half distance
     
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  9. Han Shot First

    Han Shot First New Member

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    They wouldn't want to risk giving away just how much speed is in that car. I still think there's more than they achieved in Bahrain, where they were 2.5 seconds a lap quicker, but were fighting each other, which immediately slows them down quite a bit.
     
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  10. 51LV3R8RR04

    51LV3R8RR04 Well-Known Member

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    Rosberg was doing 1-1.5 a lap on Alonso and Vettel with no telemetry and rubber in the front wing and the Ferrari is about equal to the Red Bull on race pace. So full maximum over the field.... 1.8-2.2 a lap seems reasonable over the rest in my opinion.
     
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  11. Paco Montoya

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    Best Driver: Fernando
    Worst Driver: Marcus
    Best Rookie (Magnussen, Kvyat, Ericsson): Daniil
    Best Team: Mercedes
    Worst Team: McLaren

    Best Overtake: Erm, if Fernando and Felipe's start count...
    Funniest-moment: Seb on radio
    Most Surprising Result: Fernando
    Least Surprising Result: Mercedes

    Special Mention to: Daniel
    Race Rating: 5/10
     
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  12. JonnyBaws

    JonnyBaws Well-Known Member

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    Best Driver: Alonso
    Worst Driver: No one stood out, could be Kimi considering what Alonso did, or Vettel, 4x Champ 20+ seconds behind his teammate?
    Best Rookie (Magnussen, Kvyat, Ericsson): Kvyat by a distance!
    Best Team: Mercedes
    Worst Team: Pound for pound, McLaren

    Best Overtake: Meh...
    Funniest-moment: I wasn't amused!
    Most Surprising Result: Vettel being told to let his team mate through.. AGAIN!
    Least Surprising Result: Mercedes not getting out 3rd gear and winning by a country mile!

    Special Mention to: Hulk, someone get him into a title challenging car FFS!
    Race Rating: 3/10, boring...

    Best Commentator/Presenter: I'd happily pay Sky double if they just rid of that useless prick! You know who you are Crofy!
     
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  13. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Best Driver: Alonso
    Worst Driver: Rosberg (?) messed up at least twice, then had to wait for the undercut to get passed the slower Alonso. Can't really remember anyopne being really bad in the race.
    Best Rookie (Magnussen, Kvyat, Ericsson): Kvyat
    Best Team: Mercedes
    Worst Team: Hmm, McLaren in general, or Williams for Massa?

    Best Overtake: Button on Vergne I think it was (through turn 1/2)
    Funniest-moment: Felipe getting the chance to moan about Fernando
    Most Surprising Result: McLaren the only Merc team out of the points, shocking.
    Least Surprising Result: merc 1-2

    Special Mention to: Hulkenberg, Hamilton, Ricciardo and Kobayashi getting it done on the last lap. boo, just seen he didn't.
    Race Rating: 7/10 if you ignored the boredom at the front it wasn't too bad

    Best Commentator/Presenter
     
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  14. Forza Bianchi

    Forza Bianchi Well-Known Member

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    Best Driver: Alonso
    Worst Driver: Raikkonen
    Best Rookie (Magnussen, Kvyat, Ericsson): Kvyat
    Best Team: Mercedes
    Worst Team: McLaren

    Best Overtake: Kobayashi on Vettel
    Funniest-moment: Karma for Massa
    Most Surprising Result: McLaren so slow, and with a Merc engine
    Least Surprising Result: Mercedes 1-2

    Special Mention to: Ricciardo
    Race Rating: 6/10
     
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  15. TopClass

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    Best Driver: Fernando Alonso- a storming podium in a car that needs some work. Having said that, the Ferrari has made strides on front-limited circuits this year and will continue to do so under the guidance of James Allison.
    Worst Driver: Kimi Raikkonen
    Best Rookie: Kyvat maybe on the day, but all can do better on tracks that suit their respective cars.
    Best Team: Mercedes
    Worst Team: McLaren. What a woeful car they have on any circuits which test the aero and downforce. Malysia and China have yielded awful performances. Back to the drawing board for them.

    Best Overtake: Jenson Buttons move (can't remember who on) around the outside. A rare glimpse of JBs racing brain which he couldn't use without downforce all weekend.
    Funniest-moment: Vettels multiple moments-Kobiashi overtaking him and then Sebs brilliant response to team orders (for which I applaud him- well done)
    Most Surprising Result: Fernando Alonso podium.
    Least Surprising Result: Mercedes dominating.

    Special Mention to: David Croft, for being a complete and utter knob.

    Race Rating: 1/10 -China rarely throws up a good race and the action meanders into nothing. Similar to Malaysias circuit.

    Best Commentator/Presenter- I'm not sure you can give one. I think Sky are becoming embarassing to be quite frank. But then again- they have absolutely nothing to talk about when the racing is as poor as it is.


    F1 has serious issues. It needs to consider whether DRS is something that adds to the spectacle or removes skill. It's just a procession that bases itself around strategy and tyre saving. There is no attacking approach.
     
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  16. taeleon

    taeleon Well-Known Member

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    Best Driver: Alonso
    Worst Driver: Kimi - Given what Alonso was able to achieve with the same car that is.
    Best Rookie (Magnussen, Kvyat, Ericsson): Kvyat
    Best Team: Mercedes
    Worst Team: McLaren - considering they were declaring them selves the 2nd fastest team on the grid just a few weeks ago? Pathetic performance.

    Best Overtake: Kobayashi on Vettel - Just as it was amusing. :)
    Funniest-moment: The race being declared a lap early as the flag man put the checkered flag out too early.
    Most Surprising Result: That it took Nico something like 14 laps to the end to get into 2nd place.
    Least Surprising Result: Ultimately that the Merc boys did finish 1 and 2

    Special Mention to: Ricciardo - Doing well to beat Vettel
    Race Rating: 5/10

    Best Commentator/Presenter: None
     
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  17. Eat Sleep Watch F1 Repeat

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    Best Driver: Alonso
    Worst Driver: Maldonado
    Best Rookie (Magnussen, Kvyat, Ericsson): Kvyat
    Best Team: Mercedes
    Worst Team: Mclaren

    Best Overtake: Button on Vergne into turn 2
    Funniest-moment: Chequered flag being waved 2 laps early
    Most Surprising Result: Mclaren score no points
    Least Surprising Result: Mercedes 1-2

    Special Mention to: Grosjean, could have scored a point or 2 but for reliability issues
    Race Rating: 5/10

    Best Commentator/Presenter Bruno Senna is the only one that was decent. Both BBC and Sky need to improve their commentary and presenting team. Suzi Perry is awful, Coulthard is dull, Edwards is like a giddy child, Croft keeps making mistakes and Johnny Herbert is ridiculously bad and has no idea what he's talking about.
     
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  18. Di Resta is faster than u

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    Best Driver:Hamilton/Alonso
    Worst Driver:Raikkonen
    Best Rookie (Magnussen, Kvyat, Ericsson):?
    Best Team:Mercedes
    Worst Team:Williams (pitstop)

    Best Overtake:Kobayashi on Vettel
    Funniest-moment:Kobayashi passing Vettel
    Most Surprising Result:Vettel being dominated by teammate at the end
    Least Surprising Result:Mercedes pace

    Special Mention to: Bottas seemingly driving the whole race without using fuel
    Race Rating: 5/10

    Best Commentator/Presenter DC
     
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  19. nh-f1

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    Best Driver: Alonso - looks like the 2012 Alonso is back, fantastic race
    Worst Driver: Maldonado - spinning while looking at his steering wheel, crashing into the pit wall for no reason and miles behind in the race. Just dreadful
    Best Rookie (Magnussen, Kvyat, Ericsson): Kvyat - I wasnt expecting him to be this good, and at only 19 years old, he will get better. Another impressive race putting the car where it shouldn't be.
    Best Team: Mercedes - as dominant as the 2000-2004 Ferrari with the best team members and drivers. Hard to see them not winning the constructors title at this rate
    Worst Team: Mclaren - worse than they'd ever been all last season. That rear suspension appears to be holding them back

    Best Overtake: Kobayashi on Vettel
    Funniest-moment: Bottas completing the race without using any fuel
    Most Surprising Result: Ricciardo over 20 seconds ahead of Vettel
    Least Surprising Result: Hamilton in top form

    Special Mention to: Grosjean and Hulkenberg -Grosjean deserved a point for his amazing performance all weekend, and Hulkenberg continues to prove why he deserves a championship winning car.
    Race Rating: 5/10

    Best Commentator/Presenter: Tim Harvey - wasn't even commentating on Formula 1 and he was still better than the lot of them
     
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  20. Mrcento

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    Best Driver: Alonso
    Worst Driver: Ericsson
    Best Rookie (Magnussen, Kvyat, Ericsson): Kvyat
    Best Team: Mercedes
    Worst Team: McLaren

    Best Overtake: Kobayashi on Vettel (just for the entertainment factor of Vettel almost crying on the radio), if not, Button on Jev.
    Funniest-moment: See above.
    Most Surprising Result: Maldonado not crashing in the race at least....
    Least Surprising Result: A Lotus breaking down.

    Special Mention to: Grosjean for a fantastic drive, sadly scuppered by a gearbox failure.
    Race Rating: 2/10

    Best Commentator/Presenter Bruno Senna (i like him in practice, has to deal with Croft which makes his job all the harder)
     
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