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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Apr 13, 2014.

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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  2. Lieutenant

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    Himself?
     
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  3. Graham Carr's Binoculars

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    His next one will be "kicking off at 15:07 last weekend has played havoc with the players recovery/training programme".
     
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  4. Hugh Briss

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    <laugh>

    Class!
     
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    His powers are depleting because he has gone grey....... His nose hairs got trimmed and that meant he lost focus..... the players where tired because they stayed up late playing scrabble....... His mum **** on the carpet and tiote slid through it........He had a powernap and woke up thinking he was A PERSON!
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

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    He will start to blame the alignment of the moon and the stars soon.

    'Well the playera have been struggling as pluto is in uranus'.

    Hell, the twat will soon blame the tidal system.
     
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  7. Frank_Pingel_Legend

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    How about "the grass was the wrong shade of green"?
     
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  8. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh>

    He blames the Not606 Campaign which has been going strong for 2 seasons.
     
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  9. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    'The Wonga Balls damaged the pitch. The ball didn't move freely along the surface' - Forgetting the fact it spends as much time in the air as a 747 these days.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Slightly harsh to be honest. We were trying to play passing football on Saturday but seemed to struggle with the passing bit. And those receiving the passes (Shola and Cisse) seemed to struggle with the control bit. I can't believe these two are employed as 'professionals'.
     
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    "We just need to get it over the line but we are not getting the breaks" is what he usually says
     
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  15. pauljohnhutch

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    alan says its hard to take training with mikes huge phalus in his @rse
     
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  16. Heed

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    As long as he doesn't start blaming The Glow, saying its been getting in the players eyes.
     
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  17. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Maybe Sunderland being **** WILL be used as a distraction excuse.
     
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