Can we turn this into a Ken Bates picture thread? I'll start with the obvious one of Vampire Ken: please log in to view this image
please log in to view this image We need you... you there, you're a free transfer right? No? Year left on your contract? Oh ok, well how much are your club going to sell you for? HOW MUCH? I'm afraid I'll have to pass, I've only got a 5er.
please log in to view this image Even back in the day Ken was too tight to splash out on a decent cap.
Now's there's a photo - do some work? You must be joking, look at how shiny clean his spade is.....? Almost as clean as his accounts..... He couldn't build up hope!
please log in to view this image "Another 13,000 suckers paying £600 odd for their season tickets and 40,000 subscribed to the world's most expensive Members Club. And all that means is that they can buy tickets for games and get a shiny little card! I've got them right where I want 'em."
please log in to view this image I reckon he bought this fur jacket with the winnings from his latest court case.