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Only 2 Extra Signings This Summer - Pardew Confirms.

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  1. Agent Bruce

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    You better be careful how you speak to Gordonthetoony, he could be our next manager.
     
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  2. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Unless these two players are Harry Potter and Jesus, then I think we need a few more....
     
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    Even with them we'd need more. I'm assuming Harry Potter would be a replacement for Cabaye as he would be a midfield magician, but I can only assume the Jesus would be bought as a replacement for Tim Krull as we already know (thanks to David Icke) that the son of god is a goalkeeper. We'd still need a decent striker, and I wouldn't fancy scargill as I think he comes with an attitude, plus he's past it.
     
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  4. General Lee Speaking

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    The club will probably want more than 2 players but they have openly admitted that they will "under-promise and over-deliver" as part of their thought control process on the fans. Remember, the club's fans are the enemy!
     
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  5. Beardsley's Stylist

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    It's also unclear whether the players that are out of contract in the summer are classed as out going players to be replaced.
     
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    Surely Jesus would be a replacement for Jonas
     
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    I'd do a better job of it than Pardew that's for sure. In my younger days ran teams that won 26 trophies in 5 seasons ( my trophy cabinet was never bare ) and had numerous players that went onto pro forms at league clubs. I also had American Football experience in the British National League so I could also " Nut " better than Pardew too.
     
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    That would be the deciding factor.
     
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    Whatever Ashley does, Pards has to do backwards and in heels.
     
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    Wouldn't want Jesus in goal with those holes in the hands like
     
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    No fretting - Jesus saves!
     
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    Aye but Allah tucks away the rebound
     
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    As long Jesus is not signed as a striker, our ability to score goals is already non existant
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Apr 12, 2014
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    Wilfried Bony please
     
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    SS2 now Dundee U v Rangers - the great Ryan Gauld in action. Sadly Curtis Good misses out through injury
     
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    Gauld turning it up on the big stage, get this f**ker signed Mike! 2-0 to Dundee U, Good might get a final like Newton last year

    Left back Robertson well worth a look too. Looks better than Dummett and Haidara.

    2-1, howler from DU keeper
     
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