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Things you'd rather happen than Liverpool winning the league.

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  1. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    Personally I'd rather get bummed vigorously by graham norton.

    **** off a rhino.

    Shampoo maths hair.

    Have Jamie carragher sing ferry across the Mersey non stop for 48 hours directly into my ears.

    Stand outside a primary school dressed as jimmy saville with a placard saying I love kids.

    I could go on..
     
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  2. Style

    Style 'where is the love'

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    Drag my nuts through broken glass!
     
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  3. BBFs Unpopular View

    BBFs Unpopular View Well-Known Member

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    I'd rather you ate ninja stars and laxatives.
     
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  4. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Lick Meths man stick.
    Eat dog poo
    Turn into a gayer
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Apr 11, 2014
  5. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    :huh:

    You've already done 2 of those.
     
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    Skylarker, Apr 11, 2014
  6. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    So has matth.


    #doublejointed
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite, Apr 11, 2014

  7. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    Moyes sacked.
     
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    Matth_2014, Apr 11, 2014
  8. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Twitter?
     
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  9. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Meth is well hung <laugh>
     
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  10. Depay Sound

    Depay Sound Well-Known Member

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    Be less cool.
     
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  11. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    No.
     
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  12. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Have a discussion with Sisu about politics.
     
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  13. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    You're a ****ing scumbag johnny.
     
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  14. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    I don't usually respond to bollox, but that is pathetic. Disgusting post.
     
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  15. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Despite the **** season we've had, I'd feel a small sense of delicious satisfaction watching Liverpool getting a sniff of a title only to have it whipped away from under their noses in the final stages.
    Make us Dream :biggrin:
     
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    Treble, Apr 11, 2014
  16. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    Have a cuppa with the Anfield tea lady <whistle> or play for Watford at Anfield
     
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    CFC: Champs £launderx17, Apr 11, 2014
  17. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    Could well happen. We had to get CL this year and as long as we do that, I'll be a happy a little girl

    The CL isnt the same without L FC, thats what the neutrals say anyway <ok>
     
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    Jürgenmeiʃter, Apr 11, 2014
  18. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I'd rather win the lottery than Liverpool win the league.

    #ConfessionsOfAPlastic
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Apr 11, 2014
  19. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    #closetchav
     
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    Jürgenmeiʃter, Apr 11, 2014
  20. Enricky.

    Enricky. Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    #Matth
     
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    Enricky., Apr 11, 2014
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