Tiote to London club?

hello chaps

some of you here might recognise my username - i've NEVER made a transfer rumour claim before "my mates mum's dog saw Messi in the airport" etc. etc.

anyways. just got a text message from a mate of mine who works for an agency that deal with work permits - something to do with the DWP, i don't know the details. don't want to go much into it, as it's obviously illegal for him to give me details of his job!!

He said he's had an application from an agency in London who often do taxes for foreign sportsmen etc. and that the name Cheik Tiote has just come up as a new client.

My mate is a Luton fan and has no reason to wind me up. Might just be though that Tiote has new people dealing with his wages....haven't heard any rumours on twitter ec. about him leaving...nor can I think of a London club he'd be bought by (Arsenal maybe? after scoring that wondergoal against them haha)

anyways. probably nothing in it, but if he does move - you heard it here first!

 

you mean Tiote has to pay taxes?

 

Tiote has said before how he doesn't like big cities like London. Can't see him going to a London club. Can't see him leaving if im honest

 

dont think we would sell him this window, maybe january for big money but unless a 20m offer come in then i cant see it happening.

plus it could just be a work permit renewal becuase they only get a conditional permit for thier first year dont they.

 

He might not have a choice if Ashley see's a £17m profit after a year.

 

fingers crossed this is all it is

doesn't make sense for him to be sold, unless it is for megabucks

 

I am sure there is a perfectly decent explanation for this! He aint going anywhere.

I am not worried!

 

Also pretty sure if Tiote was moving, he'd secure the move offically, agree terms and make sure it's all 100% before changing accoutants etc.

It could just be a bigger company looking after his bigger wages.

 

I thought it was;

Henderson £20m
Modric £500m
Tiote £1bn

We all know Twitter never lies.

 

HA! Yea like Henderson would ever go for £20m... Wait what?!

 

Maybe he's changing agents?

 

My friends grandmother so Ronaldo in HMV this morning.

 

he's your mate isnt he? that would be reason enough.

how it blatantly went:

Tiote: sup Drogs, i need someone to manage my taxes, can you hook me up with a guy?
Drogba: Anything for you my lord, here's the number of the guy i use who's based in london

 

I've just had a text from the person who looks after my wages.....the missus wants to go shopping after work tonight.

 

I dunno i'm pretty sure i heard he got done for not having car insurence

 

maybe just maybe, cos Chuck has signed a new contract we have to apply for a new work permit based on the terms of his new deal

Thats if this friend really exists!

 

Tiote doesn't need insurance. Everyone else on the road needs insurance against Tiote.

 

At the end of the day, if a club comes in and offers mega bucks for him (which would not be suprising considering his age and how well he played in his first season in the Prem), then Ashley & Co will sell. Same for any of our players, I'm just crossing my fingers, toes, legs, T's and anything else I can hoping that no offers are forthcoming.

 

surely they wouldn't dare take money from him

 

My insurance company clearly stated if tiote crashes in to me I will not survive and it will be looked as accidental what ever the situation