City v. Swansea - Around the Papers

The Mirror: http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/match-reports/hull-city-1-0-swansea-match-3256527

The Guardian: http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/apr/05/hull-city-swansea-city-premier-league-match-report

The Telegraph: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/fo.../Hull-City-1-Swansea-City-0-match-report.html

The Independent: http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/...ts-thanks-to-george-boyds-winner-9240728.html

The Yorkshire Post: http://www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/spor...y-0-boyd-returns-with-tigers-winner-1-6544677

The Mail: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...y-George-Boyds-bullet-header-sinks-Swans.html

 

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"Sitting Pretty: Is that Steve Bruce in disguise?"

The person attributed with the picture on the mirror website is called Scott Heavey...

 

Saw this on the Mail report - Brucey's let himself go!

[EDIT: Damn, you, Cortese! Great minds...]

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Cheers Stan

 

Erm he is the photographer not the subject of the photo

 

That's correct (as Django says). The 'masked marauder' is a guy called Ivor Biggut....

 

'kinell, how big must his head be ?

 

Damn i still dont know what Carmine looks like......

 

Wonder if he'll take up the offer of the two £40 Wembley tickets on another thread.

 

Brilliant picture, dad and his son both giving a "the **** is that **** doing?" look, all whilst Tintin looks on blissfully unaware of the mayhem erupting around him.

 

Is there really any need for that sort of comment?

 

There's a horses head with your name on Chazz. I'm borderline outraged.

 

Seeing Chazz Sleeps In A Camp bed. Carmine, Should That be A Horses Head With A Horn. Say A Unicorn.





Outrageous

 

Carmine's no bother you though are a worry.

 

Behave yourself, we all know CG looks like the lovechild of the Hoff and Magnum with a twist of that fella who voices the cat on Shrek.

You on the other hand, Shrek, but less green.

 

Someone at work said I looked like Paul Hollywood the other day.

I was not amused.

I always imagined Chazz to look like Eddie Yates and Happy to resemble Stan Ogden.

Perhaps what's more worrying is that Blampo looks like Hilda Ogden in my mind.

 

whenever i picture Brady (as little as I can help it) i can't get away from the image of Spud from Trainspotting.

For your delight, I'm the spit of tubby disgraced snooker ace, Stephen Lee.

Carmine, if you look like the silver fox Hollywood, then MrsFT says hello

 

I'll take Eddie as a compliment, ta but its more like Colonel Kurtz. Or it was till i lost a bit.

Dont tell me you've got the, hide the double chin" goatee Carmine?? Just be proud of ya chins. It lets the ladies know you're a purveyor of the finer things in life.

 

That pillocks wearing two replica tops, one on top of the other!

I don't think I've ever seen such spaggery with regards football match dress code.

Stunts like that are only acceptable at a cup final.

 

Is he sitting on the little lad with dark hair behind him? Why is no one else in that picture wearing a City top?