I think miggins should see how much weight Hulk could lose if he shaved his head, got rid of a lung, kidney, testicles, cut out his teeth like smithers suggests. Legitimate kg lol!
The fibula is the bone they use when they need to make bone grafts as it's fairly dispensable, it does provide a bit of stability so the carbon fibre I stayed away from removing the lung as I think it would be detrimental to his performance, teeth and hair I left for vanity reasons, but if we're going that route we may as well just scalp him and have done, take the ears as well, they'll still work with the earplugs. At a push alternate ribs can go, but then I'm worried about the effects of the gee force on his chest, I'm sure we can come up with a few more, then I'll send him the list and maybe one of the big boys will take a punt on Nico 'Half-Man' Hulkenburg.
Hamilton - 9 Rosberg - 6 Vettel - 8 Alonso - 9 Hulkenberg - 9 Button - 7 Massa - 8 Bottas - 7 Magnussen - 5 Kyvat - 8 Grosjean - 7 Raikkonen - 7 Kobayashi - 6 Ericsson - 5 Chilton - 5 Ricciardo - 6 Gutierrez - 6 Sutil - 3 Vergne - 3 Bianchi - 6 Maldonado - 4 Perez - 6
Hamilton - 10 Rosberg - 9 Vettel - 9 Alonso - 9 Hulkenberg - 10 Button - 7 Massa - 7 Bottas - 8 Magnussen - 7 Kyvat - 8 Grosjean - 9 Raikkonen - 7 Kobayashi - 9 Ericsson - 5 Chilton - 5 Ricciardo - 7 Gutierrez - 5 Sutil - 4 Vergne - 6 Bianchi - 5 Maldonado - 4 Perez - 3 - didn't race but Q was poor
Hamilton - 9.5 Rosberg - 8 Vettel - 8.5 Alonso - 8 Hulkenberg - 9 Button - 7.5 Massa - 7 Bottas - 7.5 Magnussen - 7 Kyvat - 8 Grosjean - 7.5 Raikkonen - 7 Kobayashi - 6 Ericsson - 4.5 Chilton - 5 Ricciardo - 7.5 Gutierrez - 4 Sutil - 3.5 Vergne - 6.5 Bianchi - 5 Maldonado - 4 Perez - 5
[table="width: 500, class: grid"] [tr] [td]Driver[/td] [td]Position[/td] [td]Average Rating[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Lewis Hamilton[/td] [td]1st[/td] [td]9.37[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Nico Hulkenberg[/td] [td]5th[/td] [td]9.2[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Sebastian Vettel[/td] [td]3rd[/td] [td]8.64[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Fernando Alonso[/td] [td]4th[/td] [td]8.13[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Romain Grosjean[/td] [td]11th[/td] [td]7.66[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Daniel Ricciardo[/td] [td]DNF[/td] [td]7.42[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Daniil Kyvat[/td] [td]10th[/td] [td]7.36[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Jenson Button[/td] [td]6th[/td] [td]7.32[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Kamui Kobayashi[/td] [td]13th[/td] [td]7.14[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Valtteri Bottas[/td] [td]8th[/td] [td]6.89[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Nico Rosberg[/td] [td]2nd[/td] [td]6.79[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Felipe Massa[/td] [td]7th[/td] [td]6.74[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Kevin Magnussen[/td] [td]9th[/td] [td]6.62[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Esteban Gutierrez[/td] [td]DNF[/td] [td]6.19[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Jean-Eric Vergne[/td] [td]DNF[/td] [td]6.01[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Marcus Ericsson[/td] [td]14th[/td] [td]5.93[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Kimi Raikkonen[/td] [td]12th[/td] [td]5.92[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Max Chilton[/td] [td]15th[/td] [td]5.69[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Sergio Perez[/td] [td]DNS[/td] [td]5.08[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Pastor Maldonado[/td] [td]DNF[/td] [td]4.46[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Adrian Sutil[/td] [td]DNF[/td] [td]4.44[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Jules Bianchi[/td] [td]DNF[/td] [td]4.31[/td] [/tr] [/table] Congratulations Lewis Hamilton for being not606's Driver of the Weekend, the forum clearly responding to a fantastic Grand Chelem from the Brit. Ratings ranged from 8-10. Selected comments: "Faultless weekend in both tricky conditions and more comfortable ones. Couldn't believe the tyre life and speed!" "had a car 2 seconds a lap faster than anyone but only scraped pole, decent race, but he has a car more dominant than last years RBR." " Domination, faultless, even asked the team if he could help more in any way." please log in to view this image Jules Bianchi was voted the worst driver of the weekend, despite outqualifying his team-mate, Bianchi ended his and Pastor Maldonado's race on lap one, earning him the dubious dunce of the weekend title. Ratings ranged from 1-6. Selected comments: "clumsy at the start, good quali though" "tsk" please log in to view this image
Average ratings thus far: [table="width: 500,class: cms_table_grid"] [tr] [td]Driver[/td] [td]Average Rating[/td] [td]1sts[/td] [td]2nds[/td] [td]3rds[/td] [td]Lasts[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Nico Hulkenberg[/td] [td]8.37[/td] [td][/td] [td]1[/td] [td][/td] [td][/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Lewis Hamilton[/td] [td]8.29[/td] [td]1[/td] [td][/td] [td][/td] [td][/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Daniel Ricciardo[/td] [td]7.80[/td] [td][/td] [td][/td] [td]1[/td] [td][/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Kevin Magnussen[/td] [td]7.69[/td] [td]1[/td] [td][/td] [td][/td] [td][/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Fernando Alonso[/td] [td]7.65[/td] [td][/td] [td][/td] [td][/td] [td][/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Jenson Button[/td] [td]7.53[/td] [td][/td] [td][/td] [td][/td] [td][/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Nico Rosberg[/td] [td]7.49[/td] [td][/td] [td]1[/td] [td][/td] [td][/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Daniil Kyvat[/td] [td]7.42[/td] [td][/td] [td][/td] [td][/td] [td][/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Valtteri Bottas[/td] [td]7.21[/td] [td][/td] [td][/td] [td][/td] [td][/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Sebastian Vettel[/td] [td]7.04[/td] [td][/td] [td][/td] [td]1[/td] [td][/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Kamui Kobayashi[/td] [td]6.78[/td] [td][/td] [td][/td] [td][/td] [td][/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Felipe Massa[/td] [td]6.73[/td] [td][/td] [td][/td] [td][/td] [td][/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Romain Grosjean[/td] [td]6.62[/td] [td][/td] [td][/td] [td][/td] [td][/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Jean-Eric Vergne[/td] [td]6.46[/td] [td][/td] [td][/td] [td][/td] [td][/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Max Chilton[/td] [td]5.88[/td] [td][/td] [td][/td] [td][/td] [td][/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Marcus Ericsson[/td] [td]5.75[/td] [td][/td] [td][/td] [td][/td] [td][/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Kimi Raikkonen[/td] [td]5.71[/td] [td][/td] [td][/td] [td][/td] [td][/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Esteban Gutierrez[/td] [td]5.60[/td] [td][/td] [td][/td] [td][/td] [td]1[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Sergio Perez[/td] [td]5.24[/td] [td][/td] [td][/td] [td][/td] [td][/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Jules Bianchi[/td] [td]5.23[/td] [td][/td] [td][/td] [td][/td] [td]1[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Adrian Sutil[/td] [td]5.19[/td] [td][/td] [td][/td] [td][/td] [td][/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Pastor Maldonado[/td] [td]4.95[/td] [td][/td] [td][/td] [td][/td] [td][/td] [/tr] [/table] If this ran like F1: please log in to view this image
