You pussy whipped ***got ;-) I remember when MITO confessed that he can't even go to the match without the missus. Hardly the person to be handing out advice on the subject....
I said this to my mrs (not married) on our first date: "no matter how long we are together or what happens, I'll always put football and Liverpool first, even before you!" #oldromantic PS...yes, I'd had a couple of shandies.
Clearly this man has never seen the classic Likely Lads episode when they try to avoid the score of an England game as they have recorded it
1 Paris fn frog won't care about score 2 should have his head stuck between her legs all weekend anyway 3 hate likely lads
Serious solution that is dependant on bribery or cajoling. Match day, ruins weekend ergo take one extra day in Paris as a mature and considered way to prove you lover her as much as lfC Kids are complex issue but give back the time you take for football by extending time away
Easy. Research. Ask her friends which beauty treatments she likes and/or would like to try. Find somewhere in Paris that does it and make sure it's a) not too expensive and b) lasts circa 2 hours. Then book it to coincide with the match. Make sure it's uber girly and so she can't insist you sit through it with her. Then tell her you'll pick her up afterwards and whisk her off for a romantic meal. If she asks what you'll be doing say it's a secret and do something relatively quick that you can blag took ages of preparation, or alternatively arrange it beforehand. Bob's your uncle, Fanny's your aunt, Liverpool match, quiet beerski time, happy missus and, later, a guaranteed BJ! Next!
My advice is start the day really early, get out and go all over the place n tire her out by match time
I had another answer prepared which involved sedation and time travel. However, I felt that cleaving the very fabric of space and time would probably be going a touch far for a dirty weekend in land of cheese-eating surrender-monkeys! P.S. Garlic enema!
Take her to a top restaurant on Saturday afternoon for a decent meal (not too big - leave room for the booze) and plenty of red wine. Take her back to the hotel afterwards and ravish her all night. She'll be too tired the next day to do anything and will want to stay in the hotel all day. This will be your cue to offer to take the kids out from under her feet for an hour or two. Now all you have to do is find a pub that has the footie on and will allow kids in!
I'd say and I've never done this before by the way, research where they have the game on and then accidentally organize to take her for lunch there! You may have to talk to her now and again and pretend not be to focused on the game but you get all the action!
i like timmys idea (pro ) but with a bit of shopping thrown in first, it is after all for her birthday why you are going lol. just seen our fixture list for april and all the games are on a ruddy sunday ffs. if its w ham or norwich games then should be fine, but city and cheslea games the atmos might be a bit tense.
look noble is irght i am whipped.... this week i had guys in town for a conference. I told here x y and z well in advance. tuesday cold shoulder... why f knows still got it. i told her in advance we'd be doing all day and taking the ****es to dinner. was back at 10pm. wednesday.. not speaking to me. why? did call her until 6pm when i left work after arriving at work at 7:30am. should have called at lunch. the silent treatment despite telling. mind you i conveniently forgot to tell her the last time i went to germany until just before... to avoid said cold shoulder. lesson setting expectations is no sure way of getting a result.
