need to get my brother something really crap for xmas as every year we get each other something ****ing rubbish (last year i got a coin sorter that was bigger than a microwave, made a noise like a cement mixer and didnt even work), i was thinking some unofficial royal wedding tat but cant quite find anything **** enough. any ideas and links would be appreciated, after some quality tat, failing that might buy a spare car engine or something off ebay.
some of these are too good. it really needs to be badly made. i did see some homemade kate&wills memorabilia on ebay that was pretty good including a truely awfully watercolour someone had done of them. had to be painted by a one armed dyslexic *****loid. that kind of thing.